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Mr. Prohack
Mr. Prohack

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Mr. Prohack is here in full — 233 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.
"No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.
"Ah, well," said Mr. Prohack soothingly.
"Perhaps not a bad thing.
There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mr. Prohack

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Mr. Prohack is here in full — 233 sentences across 47 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/46 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.
Line 2
"No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.
Line 3
"Ah, well," said Mr. Prohack soothingly.
Line 4
"Perhaps not a bad thing.
/pərˈhæps nɑːt ə bæd θɪŋ/
Line 5
There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

holiday noun US /ˈhɑːlədeɪ/

leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure

From this reading “"WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.”

lunch verb US /lʌntʃ/

take the midday meal

From this reading “"WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.”

Milton noun US /ˈmɪltən/

English poet; remembered primarily as the author of an epic poem describing humanity's fall from grace (1608-1674)

From this reading “"WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.”

realist noun US /ˈriːəlɪst/

a philosopher who believes that universals are real and exist independently of anyone thinking of them

From this reading “"No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.”

reconciling adjective US /ˈrekənsaɪlɪŋ/

tending to reconcile or accommodate; bringing into harmony

From this reading “There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"”

soothingly adverb US /ˈsuːðɪŋli/

in a soothing manner

From this reading “"Ah, well," said Mr. Prohack soothingly.”

toil verb US /tɔɪl/

work hard

From this reading “There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"”

unsatisfactory adjective US /ˌʌnsətɪˈsfæktəri/

not giving satisfaction

From this reading “There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ah, well," said Mr. Prohack soothingly.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading "Perhaps not a bad thing.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

enteringnounUS /ˈentərɪŋ/

a movement into or inward

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

hall-porter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

holidaynounUS /ˈhɑːlədeɪ/

leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

lunchverbUS /lʌntʃ/

take the midday meal

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

MiltonnounUS /ˈmɪltən/

English poet; remembered primarily as the author of an epic poem describing humanity's fall from grace (1608-1674)

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Perhaps not a bad thing.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading "Perhaps not a bad thing.

Prohack

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

realistnounUS /ˈriːəlɪst/

a philosopher who believes that universals are real and exist independently of anyone thinking of them

From this reading "No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.

reconcilingadjectiveUS /ˈrekənsaɪlɪŋ/

tending to reconcile or accommodate; bringing into harmony

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.

soothinglyadverbUS /ˈsuːðɪŋli/

in a soothing manner

From this reading "Ah, well," said Mr. Prohack soothingly.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "Perhaps not a bad thing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

toilverbUS /tɔɪl/

work hard

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

unsatisfactoryadjectiveUS /ˌʌnsətɪˈsfæktəri/

not giving satisfaction

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There's nothing like an unsatisfactory holiday for reconciling us all to a life of toil, is there?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.

WELLadverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "WELL, Milton, had a good holiday?" said Mr. Prohack to the hall-porter on entering his chief club for lunch that day.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "No, sir," said the hall-porter, who was a realist.

Chapter 1 of Mr. Prohack by Arnold Bennett holds 233 sentences, grouped into 47 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 233 sentences of Mr. Prohack, unabridged, divided into 47 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Mr. Prohack

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mr. Prohack, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Milton
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Prohack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Holiday
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Prohack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Prohack
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Prohack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Hall-porter
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Prohack; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.