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Mr. Punch in Wig and Gown
Mr. Punch in Wig and Gown

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_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.
_Equity._--(1.) No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.
(2.) Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.
(3.) Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.
(4.) Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.
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Mr. Punch in Wig and Gown

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch in Wig and Gown is here in full — 525 sentences across 105 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.
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_Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.
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(2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.
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(3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.
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(4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

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Chancellor noun US /ˈtʃænsələr/

the British cabinet minister responsible for finance

From this reading “(4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.”

equality noun US /ɪˈkwɑːləti/

the quality of being the same in quantity or measure or value or status

From this reading “(3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.”

equity noun US /ˈekwəti/

the difference between the market value of a property and the claims held against it

From this reading “(2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.”

pleases verb US /ˈpliːzɪz/

third-person singular of “please” — give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “(4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.”

prevail verb US /prɪˈveɪl/

be larger in number, quantity, power, status or importance

From this reading “_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.”

remedy noun US /ˈremədi/

act of correcting an error or a fault or an evil

From this reading “_Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.”

somebody's noun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

tradition noun US /trəˈdɪʃən/

an inherited pattern of thought or action

From this reading “_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.”

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runs counter verb + noun counted as “run counter”

In this reading “_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.”

Common Law adjective + noun

(civil law) a law established by following earlier judicial decisions

In this reading “_Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.”

comes up verb + adjective counted as “come up”

bring forth, usually something desirable

In this reading “(2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.”

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1

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From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

2

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From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

3

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From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

4

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From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

agesnounUS /ˈeɪdʒəz/

plural of “age” — how long something has existed

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

ChancellornounUS /ˈtʃænsələr/

the British cabinet minister responsible for finance

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

CommonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

counternounUS /ˈkaʊntər/

table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

daily-paper

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From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

distancenounUS /ˈdɪstəns/

the property created by the space between two objects or points

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

else's

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From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

equalverbUS /ˈiːkwəl/

be identical or equivalent to

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

equalitynounUS /ɪˈkwɑːləti/

the quality of being the same in quantity or measure or value or status

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

EquitynounUS /ˈekwəti/

the difference between the market value of a property and the claims held against it

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

LawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

leader-writer

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From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

literallyadverbUS /ˈlɪtərəli/

in a literal sense

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

opinionsnounUS /əˈpɪnjənz/

plural of “opinion” — a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

pleasesverbUS /ˈpliːzɪz/

third-person singular of “please” — give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

prevailverbUS /prɪˈveɪl/

be larger in number, quantity, power, status or importance

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

remedynounUS /ˈremədi/

act of correcting an error or a fault or an evil

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

runsnounUS /rʌnz/

plural of “run” — a score in baseball made by a runner touching all four bases safely

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

sentimentallyadverb

in a sentimental manner

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

somebody'snounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

suggestedverbUS /səˈdʒestɪd/

past form of “suggest” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

traditionnounUS /trəˈdɪʃən/

an inherited pattern of thought or action

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading _Common Law._--“The tradition of ages shall prevail,” save when it runs counter to the opinions of a leader-writer of a daily-paper.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading (4.) “Where there is equal equity the law must prevail,” in any view it pleases to take at the instance of the Lord Chancellor for the time being.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading (3.) “Equity is equality,” save when a man’s wife is literally his better half.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading (2.) “Equity follows the law,” at such a distance that it never comes up with it.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading _Equity._--(1.) “No right shall be without a remedy,” save when it is sentimentally suggested that somebody’s right may be somebody else’s wrong.

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch in Wig and Gown by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 525 sentences, grouped into 105 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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