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Mr. Punch's Book of Love
Mr. Punch's Book of Love

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Book of Love is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!
You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.
Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.
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Mr. Punch's Book of Love

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Book of Love is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!
/dʒiː waɪ oʊ ˈoʊnli bɪˈkɔːz aɪ ʃæl hæv sʌtʃ ə ˈdʒɑːli slæk taɪm naʊ/
Line 2
You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]
Line 3
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
/wʌt tuː wer ɑːn jɔːr ˈwedɪŋ deɪ/
Line 4
(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.
/baɪ ə kənˈfɜːrmd ənd kænˈtæŋkərəs ˈselɪbət ˈmerid ɪn waɪt juː hæv hʊkt hɪm ɔːl raɪt/
Line 5
Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.
/ˈmerid ɪn ɡreɪ hiː wɪl ner ɡet əˈweɪ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cantankerous adjective US /kænˈtæŋkərəs/

stubbornly obstructive and unwilling to cooperate

From this reading “(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.”

Celibate noun US /ˈselɪbət/

an unmarried person who has taken a religious vow of chastity

From this reading “(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.”

Confirmed adjective US /kənˈfɜːrmd/

of persons; not subject to change

From this reading “(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.”

engagements noun US /enˈɡeɪdʒmənts/

plural of “engagement” — a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading “You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]”

hooked adjective US /hʊkt/

curved down like an eagle's beak

From this reading “(By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.”

ne'er adverb US /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.”

slack adjective US /slæk/

not tense or taut

From this reading “_G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!”

stayer noun US /ˈsteɪər/

a person or other animal having powers of endurance or perseverance

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

pulled off verb + particle counted as “pull off”

pull or pull out sharply

In this reading “You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]”

WEDDING DAY noun + noun

the day of a wedding

In this reading “* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.”

get away verb + particle

run away from confinement

In this reading “Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.”

nearly all adverb + adjective

In this reading “You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]”

WEAR ON verb + particle

pass slowly (of time)

In this reading “* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.”

All words in this reading · 57

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

CantankerousadjectiveUS /kænˈtæŋkərəs/

stubbornly obstructive and unwilling to cooperate

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

CelibatenounUS /ˈselɪbət/

an unmarried person who has taken a religious vow of chastity

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

ConfirmedadjectiveUS /kənˈfɜːrmd/

of persons; not subject to change

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

DAYnounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

engagementsnounUS /enˈɡeɪdʒmənts/

plural of “engagement” — a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

greyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

hookedadjectiveUS /hʊkt/

curved down like an eagle's beak

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

MarriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

ne'eradverbUS /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

slackadjectiveUS /slæk/

not tense or taut

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

stayernounUS /ˈsteɪər/

a person or other animal having powers of endurance or perseverance

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

WEARverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

WEDDINGnounUS /ˈwedɪŋ/

the social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

WHATpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading (By a Confirmed and Cantankerous Celibate) Married in white, You have hooked him all right.

who's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Married in grey, He will ne'er get away.

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading _G. Y._ "Oh! only because I shall have such a jolly slack time now!

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know _I've_ pulled off nearly all her engagements so far, only you're the first one who's been a _real stayer_!!"]

YOURdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * WHAT TO WEAR ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Book of Love by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 431 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Book of Love contain?

Chapter 2 holds 431 sentences of Mr. Punch's Book of Love, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Book of Love by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 431 sentences, grouped into 87 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #42400, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 74 minutes of reading across 179 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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