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Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour
Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour

Chapter I

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Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.
THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.
LTD.
_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.
The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.
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Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour is here in full — 369 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.
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THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.
/ðə ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl bʊk koʊ/
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LTD.
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_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.
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The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.
/ðə ˈkɑːkni ɪz æz ə ruːl ə ˈkɑːnʃəs ˈhjuːmərəst juː læf wɪð hɪm ˈveri ˈɔːfən weˈræz juː ˈnɪrli ˈɔːlweɪz læf æt ðə ˈrʌstɪk ˈhjuːmərəst/

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Cockney noun US /ˈkɑːkni/

a native of the east end of London

From this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

educational adjective US /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl/

relating to the process of education

From this reading “THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.”

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.”

lacks noun US /læks/

plural of “lack” — the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

rustic adjective US /ˈrʌstɪk/

characteristic of rural life

From this reading “The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.”

shrewdness noun US /ˈʃruːdnəs/

intelligence manifested by being astute (as in business dealings)

From this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

smacks noun US /smæks/

plural of “smack” — a blow from a flat object (as an open hand)

From this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

smartness noun US /ˈsmɑːrtnɪs/

a kind of pain such as that caused by a wound or a burn or a sore

From this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

contributed by verb + particle counted as “contribute by”

In this reading “Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.”

present day verb + noun

In this reading “Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.”

makes up verb + adjective counted as “make up”

form or compose

In this reading “_Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.”

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1841

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From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

192

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From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

8

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From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

BOOKnounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

COnounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.

CockneynounUS /ˈkɑːkni/

a native of the east end of London

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

comicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪk/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

consciousadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːnʃəs/

intentionally conceived

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

contributedverbUS /kənˈtrɪbjuːtɪd/

past form of “contribute” — bestow a quality on

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

creamnounUS /kriːm/

the best people or things in a group

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

crownnounUS /kraʊn/

the Crown (or the reigning monarch) as the symbol of the power and authority of a monarchy

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

DesignedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪnd/

done or made or performed with purpose and intent

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

draughtsmanship

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From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

EDUCATIONALadjectiveUS /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl/

relating to the process of education

From this reading THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

fullyadverbUS /ˈfʊli/

to the greatest degree or extent; completely or entirely; (“full” in this sense is used as a combining form)

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

illustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

lacksnounUS /læks/

plural of “lack” — the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

leadingadjectiveUS /ˈliːdɪŋ/

indicating the most important performer or role

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

LTD

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From this reading LTD.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

mastersnounUS /ˈmæstərz/

United States poet (1869-1950)

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

mellownessnoun

a feeling of good humor and sympathy through maturity or intoxication or a relaxed state

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

nationaladjectiveUS /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

pagesnounUS /ˈpeɪdʒəz/

plural of “page” — one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

provideverbUS /prəˈvaɪd/

give something useful or necessary to

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

PunchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

rusticadjectiveUS /ˈrʌstɪk/

characteristic of rural life

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

seriesnounUS /ˈsɪriz/

similar things placed in order or happening one after another

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

shrewdnessnounUS /ˈʃruːdnəs/

intelligence manifested by being astute (as in business dealings)

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

smacksnounUS /smæks/

plural of “smack” — a blow from a flat object (as an open hand)

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

smartnessnounUS /ˈsmɑːrtnɪs/

a kind of pain such as that caused by a wound or a burn or a sore

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

Twenty-fiveadjectiveUS /ˈtwentifaɪv/

being five more than twenty

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

vo

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From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

volumesnounUS /ˈvɑːljuːmz/

plural of “volume” — the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _Twenty-five volumes, crown 8vo, 192 pages, fully illustrated_ Cockney humour smacks, of course, of the town and makes up in smartness and shrewdness what it lacks in mellowness.

whereasconjunctionUS /weˈræz/

in contrast with the fact that

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

witsnounUS /wɪts/

the basic human power of intelligent thought and perception

From this reading Designed to provide in a series of volumes, each complete in itself, the cream of our national humour, contributed by the masters of comic draughtsmanship and the leading wits of the age to "Punch," from its beginning in 1841 to the present day.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The Cockney is as a rule a conscious humorist; you laugh _with_ him very often, whereas you nearly always laugh _at_ the rustic humorist.

Chapter 1 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 369 sentences, grouped into 74 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour contain?

Chapter 1 holds 369 sentences of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour, unabridged, divided into 74 reading sections.

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Yes. All 747 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #38586 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #38586, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour take to read?

About 62 minutes of reading across 150 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour section by section

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