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Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour
Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour is here in full — 378 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,
A 'Appy New Year to yer!
That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.
I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.
You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour is here in full — 378 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/75 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,
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A 'Appy New Year to yer!
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That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.
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I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.
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You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

Learner Dictionary

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awry adjective US /ərˈaɪ/

turned or twisted toward one side

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

backed adjective US /bækt/

having a back or backing, usually of a specified type

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

chip noun US /tʃɪp/

a small fragment of something broken off from the whole

From this reading “That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.”

dab verb US /dæb/

apply (usually a liquid) to a surface

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

marigolds noun US /ˈmerəɡoʊldz/

plural of “marigold” — any of various tropical American plants of the genus Tagetes widely cultivated for their showy yellow or orange flowers

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

muslin noun US /ˈmʌzlən/

plain-woven cotton fabric

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

plums noun US /plʌmz/

plural of “plum” — any of several trees producing edible oval fruit having a smooth skin and a single hard stone

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

twisting noun US /ˈtwɪstɪŋ/

the act of distorting something so it seems to mean something it was not intended to mean

From this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

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blue sky adjective + noun

the sky as viewed during daylight

In this reading “You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

APPINESS

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From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,

apprypo

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From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

Appy

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From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

ARRY

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From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

awryadjectiveUS /ərˈaɪ/

turned or twisted toward one side

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

backedadjectiveUS /bækt/

having a back or backing, usually of a specified type

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

boundadjectiveUS /baʊnd/

confined by bonds

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

CHARLIE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,

chipnounUS /tʃɪp/

a small fragment of something broken off from the whole

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

correctverbUS /kərˈekt/

make right or correct

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

dabverbUS /dæb/

apply (usually a liquid) to a surface

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,

don't

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From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

erself

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From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

hangel

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From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

happle-blossoms

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From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

I'm

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From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

incloseverb

surround completely

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

marigoldsnounUS /ˈmerəɡoʊldz/

plural of “marigold” — any of various tropical American plants of the genus Tagetes widely cultivated for their showy yellow or orange flowers

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

muslinnounUS /ˈmʌzlən/

plain-woven cotton fabric

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

observeverbUS /əbˈzɜːrv/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'ARRY ON 'APPINESS DEAR CHARLIE,

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

ope

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From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

perticular

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

picters

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From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

plumsnounUS /plʌmz/

plural of “plum” — any of several trees producing edible oval fruit having a smooth skin and a single hard stone

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

remarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

skynounUS /skaɪ/

the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

straightadjectiveUS /streɪt/

successive (without a break)

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

strikesnounUS /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

there's

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From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

tipnounUS /tɪp/

the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading That's the straight tip for to-day, So I'm bound to be in it, old chip, though things don't _look_ remarkable gay.

twistingnounUS /ˈtwɪstɪŋ/

the act of distorting something so it seems to mean something it was not intended to mean

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

YearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

yer

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From this reading A 'Appy New Year to yer!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I inclose you a card--a correct one, I 'ope, though it strikes one as queer That such picters is thought _apprypo_ this perticular time of the year.

You'll

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From this reading You'll observe there's a hangel in muslin a twisting 'erself all awry, With some plums, happle-blossoms, and marigolds, backed by a dab o' blue sky.

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Cockney Humour by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 378 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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