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Mr. Punch's Golf Stories
Mr. Punch's Golf Stories

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories is here in full — 505 sentences across 101 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Hole VII.
Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.
These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.
Why can't they do something?
One up.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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Mr. Punch's Golf Stories

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories is here in full — 505 sentences across 101 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/101 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Hole VII.
Line 2
Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.
/sɔː ˈmɪsɪz ɑːr ˈlʊkɪŋ ˈeɪmləsli aʊt tuː siː/
Line 3
These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.
Line 4
Why can't they do something?
Line 5
One up.
/wʌn ʌp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aimlessly adverb US /ˈeɪmləsli/

without aim; in an aimless manner

From this reading “Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.”

enough noun US /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading “These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.”

game noun US /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading “These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.”

Hole noun US /hoʊl/

an opening into or through something

From this reading “Hole VII.”

ladies noun US /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading “These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.”

looking noun US /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading “Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.”

sea noun US /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading “Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.”

something pronoun US /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “Why can't they do something?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

any man adjective + noun

In this reading “These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.”

All words in this reading · 28

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aimlesslyadverbUS /ˈeɪmləsli/

without aim; in an aimless manner

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why can't they do something?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Why can't they do something?

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

HolenounUS /hoʊl/

an opening into or through something

From this reading Hole VII.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

loafingnoun

having no employment

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One up.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

SawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Why can't they do something?

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These loafing ladies are enough to put any man off his game.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why can't they do something?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Saw Mrs. R. looking aimlessly out to sea.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading One up.

VIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading Hole VII.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why can't they do something?

Chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 505 sentences, grouped into 101 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories contain?

Chapter 2 holds 505 sentences of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories, unabridged, divided into 101 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 505 sentences, grouped into 101 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories?

Work through the 101 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 101 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Mr. Punch's Golf Stories

Common questions about reading Mr. Punch's Golf Stories by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories?

Yes. All 1053 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #38683 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #38683, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Mr. Punch's Golf Stories take to read?

About 87 minutes of reading across 211 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Mr. Punch's Golf Stories section by section

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  1. Open a chapter

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  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

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Vocabulary met early in Mr. Punch's Golf Stories

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mr. Punch's Golf Stories, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Numbering
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Remains
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Unaltered
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Printed
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Punch's Golf Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.