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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas
Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 5 of Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas by F. Anstey holds 414 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 414 sentences of Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas by F. Anstey exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 414 sentences, grouped into 83 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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_Elfie_ (_aside_).
Once--but that was long, long ago.
And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!
_Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.
You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Elfie_ (_aside_).
Line 2
Once--but that was long, long ago.
Line 3
And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!
Line 4
_Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.
Line 5
You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “_Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.”

Must modal verb US /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

Myself pronoun US /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading “_Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.”

These determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “_Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.”

All words in this reading · 43

Every word is available to listen to. Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ago

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

all

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

aside

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Elfie_ (_aside_).

B

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

dear

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

disappointed

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From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

done

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

Elfie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Elfie_ (_aside_).

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

Grandmama

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

greatly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

increase

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

known

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

Lady

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

long

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

Monkshood

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

neighbourhood

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

oh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

Once

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

poor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And, oh, _how_ disappointed I am in poor dear Grandmama!

saved

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

things

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

unpopularity

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Once--but that was long, long ago.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading You _must_ have known how greatly all this would increase my unpopularity in the neighbourhood.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Lady B._ Monkshood, you should not have done these things--you should have saved me from myself.