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Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour
Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.
“Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”
Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.
“Ou ay,” he said, at length.
“I’m no saying ’at ye’re no a humorist.
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Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/29 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.
Line 2
“Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”
Line 3
Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.
Line 4
“Ou ay,” he said, at length.
Line 5
“I’m no saying ’at ye’re no a humorist.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

addressed adjective US /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

boring adjective US /ˈbɔːrɪŋ/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

holes noun US /hoʊlz/

plural of “hole” — an opening into or through something

From this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading ““Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?””

ken noun US /ken/

range of what one can know or understand

From this reading ““Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?””

sarcastic adjective US /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

scratched verb US /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading “Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.”

sow verb US /saʊ/

place (seeds) in or on the ground for future growth

From this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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at length preposition + noun

in a lengthy or prolix manner

In this reading ““Ou ay,” he said, at length.”

looked up verb + adjective counted as “look up”

seek information from

In this reading “After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

addressedadjectiveUS /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Ou ay,” he said, at length.

ay

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From this reading “Ou ay,” he said, at length.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.

boringadjectiveUS /ˈbɔːrɪŋ/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

div

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From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

finishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɪnɪʃt/

(of materials or goods) brought to the desired final state

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

half-a-dozen

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From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

Hendry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

holesnounUS /hoʊlz/

plural of “hole” — an opening into or through something

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

kennounUS /ken/

range of what one can know or understand

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading “Ou ay,” he said, at length.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

McQumpha

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

meditativelyadverb

in a meditative manner

From this reading Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

Ou

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Ou ay,” he said, at length.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

sarcasticadjectiveUS /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading “I’m no saying ’at ye’re no a humorist.

scratchedverbUS /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading Hendry scratched the old sow meditatively, before he answered.

sowverbUS /saʊ/

place (seeds) in or on the ground for future growth

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

Tammas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading After Tammas had finished boring half-a-dozen holes in the old sow with his sarcastic eye, he looked up, and addressed Hendry McQumpha.

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading “Hendry,” he said, “ye ken I’m a humorist, div ye no?”

ye're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’m no saying ’at ye’re no a humorist.

Chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton holds 148 sentences, grouped into 30 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour contain?

Chapter 4 holds 148 sentences of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour, unabridged, divided into 30 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour by J. A. (John Alexander) [Editor] Hammerton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 148 sentences, grouped into 30 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 4 of Mr. Punch's Scottish Humour?

Work through the 30 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 30 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 4 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #49309, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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