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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour
Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour is here in full — 189 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.
Everybody knows where everybody is.
'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'
'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'
Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'
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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour is here in full — 189 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.
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Everybody knows where everybody is.
/ˈevribɑːdi noʊz wer ˈevribɑːdi ɪz/
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'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'
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'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'
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Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

Learner Dictionary

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bargainers noun US /ˈbɑːrɡɪnərz/

plural of “bargainer” — someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of goods to be sold

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

bargains noun US /ˈbɑːrɡənz/

plural of “bargain” — an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

Bazaar noun US /bəˈzɑːr/

a shop where a variety of goods are sold

From this reading “'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'”

disaster noun US /dɪˈzæstər/

a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

godsend noun US /ˈɡɑːdsend/

a sudden happening that brings good fortune (as a sudden opportunity to make money)

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

idle adjective US /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

occupation noun US /ˌɑːkjəˈpeɪʃən/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading “THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.”

uncommon adjective US /ənˈkɑːmən/

not common or ordinarily encountered; unusually great in amount or remarkable in character or kind

From this reading “'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

bargainersnounUS /ˈbɑːrɡɪnərz/

plural of “bargainer” — someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of goods to be sold

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

bargainsnounUS /ˈbɑːrɡənz/

plural of “bargain” — an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

BazaarnounUS /bəˈzɑːr/

a shop where a variety of goods are sold

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

DEALverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

DISASTERnounUS /dɪˈzæstər/

a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

EverybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Everybody knows where everybody is.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

Flouncey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

godsendnounUS /ˈɡɑːdsend/

a sudden happening that brings good fortune (as a sudden opportunity to make money)

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading 'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

idleadjectiveUS /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

inclinedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈklaɪnd/

(often followed by “to”) having a preference, disposition, or tendency

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading 'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Everybody knows where everybody is.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

Muddle's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

occupationnounUS /ˌɑːkjəˈpeɪʃən/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading 'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

shapenounUS /ʃeɪp/

any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

Slowman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

Spratnoun

small fatty European fish; usually smoked or canned like sardines

From this reading 'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Or-- 'Can you tell me where I shall find Mr. Slowman?'

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

uncommonadjectiveUS /ənˈkɑːmən/

not common or ordinarily encountered; unusually great in amount or remarkable in character or kind

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

watering-places

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER If people are inclined to deal, bargains can very soon be struck at idle watering-places, where anything in the shape of occupation is a godsend, and bargainers know where to find each other in a minute.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading 'Oh yes; he's just gone into Muddle's Bazaar with Miss Flouncey, looking uncommon sweet.'

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'Have you seen Jack Sprat?'

Chapter 7 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour by Robert Smith Surtees holds 189 sentences, grouped into 38 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Murky
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