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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour
Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter XXXVI · Chapter 36

Chapter 36 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour is here in full — 230 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.
It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.
It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.
Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.
The rural population generally incline to a hunt.
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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter XXXVI · Chapter 36

Chapter 36 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour is here in full — 230 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.
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It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.
/ɪt ɪz ə deɪ ɑːn wɪtʃ ˈkʌstəm kəˈmændz ˈpiːpəl tuː biː ˈhæpi ənd ˈaɪdəl ˈweðər ðeɪ hæv ðə miːnz ʌv ˈbiːɪŋ ˈhæpi ənd ˈaɪdəl ɔːr nɑːt/
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It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.
/ɪt ɪz ə deɪ fɔːr wɪtʃ ˈhæpinəs ənd ˈaɪdəlnəs ɑːr bʊkt ənd ˈpɑːrtiz ɑːr plænd ənd ərˈeɪndʒd lɔːŋ bɪˈfɔːrhænd/
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Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.
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The rural population generally incline to a hunt.
/ðə ˈrʊrəl ˌpɑːpjəˈleɪʃən ˈdʒenərəli ˌɪnˈklaɪn tuː ə hʌnt/

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booked adjective US /bʊkt/

reserved in advance

From this reading “It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.”

gigs noun US /ɡɪɡz/

plural of “gig” — long and light rowing boat; especially for racing

From this reading “Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.”

idleness noun US /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading “It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.”

incline noun US /ˌɪnˈklaɪn/

an elevated geological formation

From this reading “The rural population generally incline to a hunt.”

pop verb US /pɑːp/

bulge outward

From this reading “Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.”

rural adjective US /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading “The rural population generally incline to a hunt.”

superfluous adjective US /ˈsuːpərflwʌs/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading “A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.”

year's noun US /jɪrz/

possessive form of “year” — a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading “A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

beforehandadjectiveUS /bɪˈfɔːrhænd/

being ahead of time or need

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

bookedadjectiveUS /bʊkt/

reserved in advance

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

BREAKFASTverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

commandsnounUS /kəˈmændz/

plural of “command” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

customnounUS /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

DAYnounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

dicky-birds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

FAMILYnounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading The rural population generally incline to a hunt.

gigsnounUS /ɡɪɡz/

plural of “gig” — long and light rowing boat; especially for racing

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

greyhounds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

gunsnounUS /ɡʌnz/

plural of “gun” — a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

happinessnounUS /ˈhæpinəs/

state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

holidaynounUS /ˈhɑːlədeɪ/

leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

huntverbUS /hʌnt/

pursue for food or sport (as of wild animals)

From this reading The rural population generally incline to a hunt.

idleadjectiveUS /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

idlenessnounUS /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

inclinenounUS /ˌɪnˈklaɪn/

an elevated geological formation

From this reading The rural population generally incline to a hunt.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

partiesnounUS /ˈpɑːrtiz/

plural of “party” — an organization to gain political power

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

plannedadjectiveUS /plænd/

designed or carried out according to a plan

From this reading It is a day for which happiness and idleness are 'booked,' and parties are planned and arranged long beforehand.

popverbUS /pɑːp/

bulge outward

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

populationnounUS /ˌpɑːpjəˈleɪʃən/

the people who inhabit a territory or state

From this reading The rural population generally incline to a hunt.

railnounUS /reɪl/

a barrier consisting of a horizontal bar and supports

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

ruraladjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading The rural population generally incline to a hunt.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

steamverbUS /stiːm/

travel by means of steam power

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

superfluousadjectiveUS /ˈsuːpərflwʌs/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

Twere

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It is a day on which custom commands people to be happy and idle, whether they have the means of being happy and idle or not.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Some go to the town, some to the country; some take rail; some take steam; some take greyhounds; some take gigs; while others take guns and pop at all the little dicky-birds that come in their way.

YEAR'SnounUS /jɪrz/

possessive form of “year” — a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading A FAMILY BREAKFAST 'Twere almost superfluous to say that NEW YEAR'S DAY is always a great holiday.

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Murky
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October
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