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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter XXXIX · Chapter 39

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HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.
But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.
When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'
Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'
A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.
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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter XXXIX · Chapter 39

Chapter 39 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour is here in full — 286 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.
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But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.
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When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'
/wen ɪt ɪz tuː bæd fɔːr ˈeniθɪŋ ðeɪ kɔːl ɪt ɡrænd/
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Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'
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A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.
/ə fjuː frendz ɔːr ˈfɑːrmərz maɪt hæv ɡɑːt ʌp ə ˈkwaɪət θɪŋ əˈmʌŋ ðemˈselvz bʌt ɪt wʊd ˈnevər hæv siːn ə ˈreɡjələr treɪd trænˈzækʃən wɪð ɪts swel mɑːb ʃæm ˈkæptənz ənd ɔːl ðə ˌperəfəˈneɪljə ʌv ɑːd ˈleɪɪŋ ˈsiː.krət tɪps ənd ˈmɑːrkət ˈrɪɡɪŋ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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confer verb US /kənˈfɜːr/

have a conference in order to talk something over

From this reading “HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.”

Junction noun US /ˈdʒʌŋkʃən/

the place where two or more things come together

From this reading “But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.”

observable adjective US /əbˈzɜːrvəbəl/

capable of being seen or noticed

From this reading “But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.”

paraphernalia noun US /ˌperəfəˈneɪljə/

equipment consisting of miscellaneous articles needed for a particular operation or sport etc.

From this reading “A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.”

rigging noun US /ˈrɪɡɪŋ/

gear consisting of ropes etc. supporting a ship's masts and sails

From this reading “A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.”

sham noun US /ʃæm/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading “A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.”

shire noun US /ʃaɪr/

a former administrative district of England; equivalent to a county

From this reading “But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.”

snobbish adjective US /ˈsnɑːbɪʃ/

befitting or characteristic of those who incline to social exclusiveness and who rebuff the advances of people considered inferior

From this reading “But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

advantagesnounUS /ædˈvæntɪdʒɪz/

plural of “advantage” — the quality of having a superior or more favorable position

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

ARISTOCRATICadjectiveUS /ərˌɪstəˈkrætɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of the nobility or aristocracy

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

captainsnounUS /ˈkæptənz/

plural of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

communicationnounUS /kəˌmjuːnəˈkeɪʃən/

the activity of communicating; the activity of conveying information

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

conferverbUS /kənˈfɜːr/

have a conference in order to talk something over

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

farmersnounUS /ˈfɑːrmərz/

plural of “farmer” — a person who operates a farm

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

GOTverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

GRANDadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

Granddiddle

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From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

HOW

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From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

JunctionnounUS /ˈdʒʌŋkʃən/

the place where two or more things come together

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

layingnounUS /ˈleɪɪŋ/

the production of eggs (especially in birds)

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

marketnounUS /ˈmɑːrkət/

the world of commercial activity where goods and services are bought and sold

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

mobnounUS /mɑːb/

a disorderly crowd of people

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

observableadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvəbəl/

capable of being seen or noticed

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

oddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

paraphernalianounUS /ˌperəfəˈneɪljə/

equipment consisting of miscellaneous articles needed for a particular operation or sport etc.

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

railwaynounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

riggingnounUS /ˈrɪɡɪŋ/

gear consisting of ropes etc. supporting a ship's masts and sails

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

secretnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

shamnounUS /ʃæm/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

shirenounUS /ʃaɪr/

a former administrative district of England; equivalent to a county

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

snobbishadjectiveUS /ˈsnɑːbɪʃ/

befitting or characteristic of those who incline to social exclusiveness and who rebuff the advances of people considered inferior

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

STEEPLE-CHASE

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From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

swellverbUS /swel/

increase in size, magnitude, number, or intensity

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

THEYpronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

tipsnounUS /tɪps/

plural of “tip” — the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

transactionnounUS /trænˈzækʃən/

the act of transacting within or between groups (as carrying on commercial activities)

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

UPadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, as we said before, but for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire would never have had a 'Grand Aristocratic Steeple-Chase.'

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE' There is no saying what advantages railway communication may confer upon a country.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When it is too bad for anything, they call it 'Grand.'

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A few friends or farmers might have got up a quiet thing among themselves, but it would never have seen a regular trade transaction, with its swell mob, sham captains, and all the paraphernalia of odd laying, 'secret tips,' and market rigging.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading But for the Granddiddle Junction, ----shire never would have had a steeple-chase--an 'Aristocratic,' at least--for it is observable that the more snobbish a thing is, the more certain they are to call it aristocratic.

Chapter 39 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour by Robert Smith Surtees holds 286 sentences, grouped into 58 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 39 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour contain?

Chapter 39 holds 286 sentences of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour, unabridged, divided into 58 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 39 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour by Robert Smith Surtees exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 286 sentences, grouped into 58 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 39 of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour?

Work through the 58 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 58 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 39 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #16957, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour take to read?

About 600 minutes of reading across 1560 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Murky
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
October
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Sponge
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Soapey
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.