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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures
Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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"WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?
"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.
Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.
You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!
"No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.
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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?
/waɪ dɪd aɪ kiːp əˈweɪk/
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"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.
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Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.
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You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!
/juː hæv sʌtʃ ˈveri faɪn frendz aɪ ˈwʌndər huː ɡɪvz juː ˈbrændi wen juː ɡoʊ aʊt/
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"No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

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brandy noun US /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading “"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.”

cabbage noun US /ˈkæbədʒ/

any of various types of cabbage

From this reading “"No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.”

decent adjective US /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading “"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.”

gin noun US /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading “"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.”

pickled adjective US /ˈpɪkəld/

(used of foods) preserved in a pickling liquid

From this reading “"No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.”

substance noun US /ˈsʌbstəns/

the real physical matter of which a person or thing consists

From this reading “"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.”

walnuts noun US /ˈwɔːlnʌts/

plural of “walnut” — nut of any of various walnut trees having a wrinkled two-lobed seed with a hard shell

From this reading “"No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.”

wholesome adjective US /ˈhoʊlsəm/

conducive to or characteristic of physical or moral well-being

From this reading “"How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

AWAKEadjectiveUS /əˈweɪk/

not in a state of sleep; completely conscious

From this reading "WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

belowprepositionUS /bɪˈloʊ/

at or to a lower level than something

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

brandynounUS /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

brandy-and-water

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

cabbagenounUS /ˈkæbədʒ/

any of various types of cabbage

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

Caudle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

DIDauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

drinkingnounUS /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/

the act of consuming liquids

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

ginnounUS /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

KEEPverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

pickledadjectiveUS /ˈpɪkəld/

(used of foods) preserved in a pickling liquid

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

substancenounUS /ˈsʌbstəns/

the real physical matter of which a person or thing consists

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

walnutsnounUS /ˈwɔːlnʌts/

plural of “walnut” — nut of any of various walnut trees having a wrinkled two-lobed seed with a hard shell

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

wholesomeadjectiveUS /ˈhoʊlsəm/

conducive to or characteristic of physical or moral well-being

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

WHYnounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "WHY DID I KEEP AWAKE?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "No, indeed, he couldn't be content with my pickled cabbage--and I should like to know who makes better--but he must have walnuts.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading You have such very fine friends, I wonder who gives you brandy when you go out!

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Upon my word, you ought to be a rich man, Mr. Caudle.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "How do you suppose I could go to sleep when I knew that man was below drinking up your substance in brandy-and-water? for he couldn't be content upon decent, wholesome gin.

Chapter 2 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold holds 401 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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