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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures
Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!
"YOU DIDN'T SWEAR?
"Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.
"YOU WERE NOT IN A PASSION?
"Weren't you?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!
/bɪˈkɔːz wʌns ɪn jɔːr ˈlaɪftaɪm jɔːr ʃɜːrt ˈwɔːntɪd ə ˈbʌtən juː mʌst ˈɔːlmoʊst swer ðə ruːf ɔːf ðə haʊs/
Line 2
"YOU DIDN'T SWEAR?
Line 3
"Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.
Line 4
"YOU WERE NOT IN A PASSION?
/juː wɜːr nɑːt ɪn ə ˈpæʃən/
Line 5
"Weren't you?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

almost adverb US /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

button noun US /ˈbʌtən/

a round fastener sewn to shirts and coats etc to fit through buttonholes

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

lifetime noun US /ˈlaɪftaɪm/

the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death)

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

passion noun US /ˈpæʃən/

a strong feeling or emotion

From this reading “"Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.”

roof noun US /ruːf/

a protective covering that covers or forms the top of a building

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

shirt noun US /ʃɜːrt/

a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

swear verb US /swer/

utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

wanted adjective US /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading “"Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

buttonnounUS /ˈbʌtən/

a round fastener sewn to shirts and coats etc to fit through buttonholes

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

Caudle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

DIDN'T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "YOU DIDN'T SWEAR?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

HanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

lifetimenounUS /ˈlaɪftaɪm/

the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death)

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "YOU WERE NOT IN A PASSION?

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

ONCEadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

passionnounUS /ˈpæʃən/

a strong feeling or emotion

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

roofnounUS /ruːf/

a protective covering that covers or forms the top of a building

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

shirtnounUS /ʃɜːrt/

a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

swearverbUS /swer/

utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

WEREauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "YOU WERE NOT IN A PASSION?

Weren't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weren't you?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ha, Mr. Caudle! you don't know what you do when you're in a passion.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Because ONCE in your lifetime your shirt wanted a button you must almost swear the roof off the house!

Chapter 3 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold holds 401 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

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Happened
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Writer
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Three
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