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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures
Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"Don't tell me about putting the washing out.
I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.
What do you say?
"A TRUMPERY SHILLING?
"Ha!
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Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Don't tell me about putting the washing out.
Line 2
I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.
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What do you say?
/wʌt duː juː seɪ/
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"A TRUMPERY SHILLING?
Line 5
"Ha!
/hɑː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cheap adjective US /tʃiːp/

relatively low in price or charging low prices

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

dozen noun US /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

putting noun US /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading “"Don't tell me about putting the washing out.”

reduced adjective US /rəˈduːst/

made less in size or amount or degree

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

shilling noun US /ˈʃɪlɪŋ/

the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

wash verb US /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

washing noun US /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading “"Don't tell me about putting the washing out.”

week noun US /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading “I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

cheapadjectiveUS /tʃiːp/

relatively low in price or charging low prices

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What do you say?

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

dozennounUS /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

HanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading "Ha!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

reducedadjectiveUS /rəˈduːst/

made less in size or amount or degree

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

shillingnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋ/

the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

TRUMPERYnoun

nonsensical talk or writing

From this reading "A TRUMPERY SHILLING?

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

washingnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading "Don't tell me about putting the washing out.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What do you say?

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I say it isn't so cheap--I don't care whether you wash by the dozen or not--it isn't so cheap; I've reduced everything, and I save at least a shilling a week.

Chapter 5 of Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold holds 407 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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