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My Discovery of England

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:
"Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.
We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.
Indeed we even sent out our criminals.
And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."
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My Discovery of England

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of My Discovery of England is here in full — 446 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:
/ˈwɪtnəs ðɪs wɜːrd fɔːr wɜːrd ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən ðæt wɑːz juːzd əˈɡenst miː baɪ ə ˈklerəkəl ˈtʃermən ɪn ə ˈkwaɪət spɑːt ɪn ðə saʊθ ʌv ˈɪŋɡlənd/
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"Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.
/nɑːt soʊ lɔːŋ əˈɡoʊ ˈleɪdiz ənd ˈdʒentəlmɪn sed ðə ˈvɪkər wiː juːzd tuː send aʊt tuː ˈkænədə ˈveriəs ˈklæsəz ʌv ˈaʊər kəˈmjuːnəti tuː help bɪld ʌp ðæt ˈkʌntri/
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We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.
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Indeed we even sent out our criminals.
/ˌɪnˈdiːd wiː ˈiːvɪn sent aʊt ˈaʊər ˈkrɪmənəlz/
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And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."
/ənd naʊ wɪð ə weɪv ʌv hɪz hænd təˈwɔːrdz miː ðeɪ ɑːr ˈkʌmɪŋ bæk/

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Canada noun US /ˈkænədə/

a nation in northern North America; the French were the first Europeans to settle in mainland Canada

From this reading “"Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.”

chairman noun US /ˈtʃermən/

the officer who presides at the meetings of an organization

From this reading “Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:”

clerical adjective US /ˈklerəkəl/

of or relating to clerks

From this reading “Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:”

criminals noun US /ˈkrɪmənəlz/

plural of “criminal” — someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading “Indeed we even sent out our criminals.”

introduction noun US /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading “Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:”

professors noun US /prəˈfesərz/

plural of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading “We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.”

scholars noun US /ˈskɑːlərz/

plural of “scholar” — a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

From this reading “We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.”

vicar noun US /ˈvɪkər/

a Roman Catholic priest who acts for another higher-ranking clergyman

From this reading “"Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

buildverbUS /bɪld/

make by combining materials and parts

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

CanadanounUS /ˈkænədə/

a nation in northern North America; the French were the first Europeans to settle in mainland Canada

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

chairmannounUS /ˈtʃermən/

the officer who presides at the meetings of an organization

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

classesnounUS /ˈklæsəz/

plural of “class” — a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

clericaladjectiveUS /ˈklerəkəl/

of or relating to clerks

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

communitynounUS /kəˈmjuːnəti/

a group of people living in a particular local area

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

criminalsnounUS /ˈkrɪmənəlz/

plural of “criminal” — someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading Indeed we even sent out our criminals.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Indeed we even sent out our criminals.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed we even sent out our criminals.

introductionnounUS /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

labourers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

professorsnounUS /prəˈfesərz/

plural of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

scholarsnounUS /ˈskɑːlərz/

plural of “scholar” — a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

From this reading We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading We sent out our labourers, we sent out our scholars and professors.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

southnounUS /saʊθ/

the region of the United States lying to the south of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

vicarnounUS /ˈvɪkər/

a Roman Catholic priest who acts for another higher-ranking clergyman

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

wavenounUS /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Not so long ago, ladies and gentlemen," said the vicar, "we used to send out to Canada various classes of our community to help build up that country.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading And now," with a wave of his hand towards me, "they are coming back."

WitnessnounUS /ˈwɪtnəs/

someone who sees an event and reports what happened

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Witness this (word for word) introduction that was used against me by a clerical chairman in a quiet spot in the south of England:

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