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My Story That I Like Best
My Story That I Like Best

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of My Story That I Like Best is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.
Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.
However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.
It is!
Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

My Story That I Like Best

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of My Story That I Like Best is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.
/tuː ə bɪˈɡɪnər aɪ wʊd ædˈvaɪz ə ˈθɜːroʊ ˈriːdɪŋ ʌv ðə ˈpɑːpjələr ˈmæɡəziːnz ə ʃɑːt æt ðə ˈnuːzpeɪpər ɡeɪm ɪf ˈpɑːsəbəl ˈplenti ʌv kliːn waɪt ˈpeɪpər ənd ə ˌrezəˈluːʃən tuː teɪk lɑːts ʌv ˈpʌnɪʃmənt/
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Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.
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However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.
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It is!
/ɪt ɪz/
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Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

approximately adverb US /əˈprɑːksəmətli/

(of quantities) imprecise but fairly close to correct

From this reading “Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.”

beginner noun US /bɪˈɡɪnər/

someone new to a field or activity

From this reading “_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.”

bellhop noun US /ˈbelhɑːp/

someone employed as an errand boy and luggage carrier around hotels

From this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

fiscal adjective US /ˈfɪskəl/

involving financial matters

From this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

Loll verb US /lɑːl/

hang loosely or laxly

From this reading “Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.”

overdose verb US /ˈoʊvərdoʊs/

dose too heavily

From this reading “Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.”

Syria noun US /ˈsɪriə/

an Asian republic in the Middle East at the east end of the Mediterranean; site of some of the world's most ancient centers of civilization

From this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

Thais noun US /taɪz/

plural of “thai” — a native or inhabitant of Thailand

From this reading “Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

easy chair adjective + noun

a comfortable upholstered armchair

In this reading “Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.”

Two thousand noun + noun

In this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

find out verb + adjective

establish after a calculation, investigation, experiment, survey, or study

In this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

clean white adjective + noun

In this reading “_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.”

white paper noun + noun

a government report; bound in white

In this reading “_To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.”

gave up verb + adjective counted as “give up”

lose (s.th.) or lose the right to (s.th.) by some error, offense, or crime

In this reading “However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.”

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From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

77

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From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

adviseverbUS /ædˈvaɪz/

give advice to

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

AlexandernounUS /ˌæləɡˈzændər/

European herb somewhat resembling celery widely naturalized in Britain coastal regions and often cultivated as a potherb

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

annums

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From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

AntonynounUS /ˈæntəni/

Roman general under Julius Caesar in the Gallic wars; repudiated his wife for the Egyptian queen Cleopatra; they were defeated by Octavian at Actium (83-30 BC)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

approximatelyadverbUS /əˈprɑːksəmətli/

(of quantities) imprecise but fairly close to correct

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

beginnernounUS /bɪˈɡɪnər/

someone new to a field or activity

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

bellhopnounUS /ˈbelhɑːp/

someone employed as an errand boy and luggage carrier around hotels

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

betverbUS /bet/

maintain with or as if with a bet

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

Broadway-American

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

BURNSnounUS /bɜːrnz/

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

colornounUS /ˈkʌlər/

a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

composernounUS /kəmˈpoʊzər/

someone who composes music as a profession

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

crackverbUS /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

currentnounUS /ˈkɜːrənt/

a flow of electricity through a conductor

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

favorsnounUS /ˈfeɪvərz/

plural of “favor” — an act of gracious kindness

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

fiscaladjectiveUS /ˈfɪskəl/

involving financial matters

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

half-hournounUS /ˈhæfaʊər/

a half of an hour

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

Hohenzollernnoun

a German noble family that ruled Brandenburg and Prussia

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

JimmyverbUS /ˈdʒɪmi/

to move or force, especially in an effort to get something open

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

JohnsonnounUS /ˈdʒɑːnsən/

English writer and lexicographer (1709-1784)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

LollverbUS /lɑːl/

hang loosely or laxly

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

lotsnounUS /lɑːts/

a large number or amount

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

magazinesnounUS /ˈmæɡəziːnz/

plural of “magazine” — a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

MarkverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

MONEYnounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

NapoleonnounUS /nəˈpoʊliən/

French general who became emperor of the French (1769-1821)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

nationalitynounUS /ˌnæʃəˈnæləti/

people having common origins or traditions and often comprising a nation

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

NeitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

NeronounUS /ˈnɪroʊ/

Roman Emperor notorious for his monstrous vice and fantastic luxury (was said to have started a fire that destroyed much of Rome in 64) but the Roman Empire remained prosperous during his rule (37-68)

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

originallyadverbUS /ərˈɪdʒənəli/

in an original manner

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

overdoseverbUS /ˈoʊvərdoʊs/

dose too heavily

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

plentynounUS /ˈplenti/

a full supply

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

popularadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

presumeverbUS /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

Pubby's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

Publius

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

punishmentnounUS /ˈpʌnɪʃmənt/

the act of punishing

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

remarknounUS /rɪˈmɑːrk/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

resolutionnounUS /ˌrezəˈluːʃən/

a formal expression by a meeting; agreed to by a vote

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

statementnounUS /ˈsteɪtmənt/

a message that is stated or declared; a communication (oral or written) setting forth particulars or facts etc

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

struggleverbUS /ˈstrʌɡəl/

make a strenuous or labored effort

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

stuffnounUS /stʌf/

the tangible substance that goes into the makeup of a physical object

From this reading Loll back in the old easy chair for about approximately a half-hour and I'll do my stuff.

SyrianounUS /ˈsɪriə/

an Asian republic in the Middle East at the east end of the Mediterranean; site of some of the world's most ancient centers of civilization

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

Syrus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

ThaisnounUS /taɪz/

plural of “thai” — a native or inhabitant of Thailand

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

thoroughadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːroʊ/

painstakingly careful and accurate

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

WITWER

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From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Thais all I would presume to advise--and I may have given an overdose already!_ MONEY TO BURNS[6] By H. C. WITWER "_When fortune favors a man too much, she makes him a fool!_" Neither Napoleon, Nero, Alexander, Jack Johnson, Mark Antony nor Bill Hohenzollern was the composer of that remark, though, honest, I bet they all _thought_ it about the time the world was giving them the air.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _To a beginner I would advise a thorough reading of the popular magazines, a shot at the newspaper game if possible, plenty of clean white paper and a resolution to take lots of punishment.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading However, the boy who originally pulled the above wise crack was Mr. Publius Syrus, a master mind current in dear old Syria during the fiscal year of 77 B.C. Two thousand annums after Publius gave up the struggle, Jimmy Burns, a professional bellhop--age, twenty; color, white; nationality, Broadway-American--decided to find out for himself whether or not Pubby's statement was true.

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