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My Wife and I

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of My Wife and I is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PERTURBATIONS.
SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.
I am tired of everything.
I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.
I wish I was a man.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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My Wife and I

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of My Wife and I is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
PERTURBATIONS.
/ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃənz/
Line 2
SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.
Line 3
I am tired of everything.
/aɪ æm ˈtaɪərd ʌv ˈevriθɪŋ/
Line 4
I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.
Line 5
I wish I was a man.
/aɪ wɪʃ aɪ wɑːz ə mæn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

embroidering verb US /emˈbrɔɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “embroider” — decorate with needlework

From this reading “SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.”

happening noun US /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading “I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.”

Ida noun US /ˈaɪdə/

an agency of the United Nations affiliated with the World Bank

From this reading “SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.”

keeps noun US /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading “I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.”

parties noun US /ˈpɑːrtiz/

plural of “party” — an organization to gain political power

From this reading “I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.”

perturbations noun US /ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃənz/

plural of “perturbation” — an unhappy and worried mental state

From this reading “PERTURBATIONS.”

shopping noun US /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading “I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.”

stupid adjective US /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading “SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

same thing adjective + noun

In this reading “I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.”

busy making verb + noun

In this reading “SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.”

making notes noun + noun counted as “making note”

In this reading “SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.”

All words in this reading · 40

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am tired of everything.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

busyadjectiveUS /ˈbɪzi/

actively or fully engaged or occupied

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

embroideringverbUS /emˈbrɔɪdərɪŋ/

-ing form of “embroider” — decorate with needlework

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

Eva

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading I am tired of everything.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

happeningnounUS /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

Heigho

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I am tired of everything.

IdanounUS /ˈaɪdə/

an agency of the United Nations affiliated with the World Bank

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

Ida's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I wish I was a man.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

notesnounUS /noʊts/

plural of “note” — a brief written record

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I am tired of everything.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

partiesnounUS /ˈpɑːrtiz/

plural of “party” — an organization to gain political power

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

PERTURBATIONSnounUS /ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃənz/

plural of “perturbation” — an unhappy and worried mental state

From this reading PERTURBATIONS.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

SCENEnounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

shoppingnounUS /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

StudynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading SCENE.--_Ida's Study--Ida busy making notes from a book--Eva sitting by, embroidering._ Eva--"Heigho! how stupid things are.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading I am tired of everything.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I wish I was a man.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading I wish I was a man.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading I am tired of shopping--tired of parties--tired of New York--where the same thing keeps happening over and over.

Chapter 23 of My Wife and I by Harriet Beecher Stowe holds 119 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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