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My Wife and I

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of My Wife and I is here in full — 118 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE EXPLOSION.
"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.
The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.
The old one has failed for a million.
Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!
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My Wife and I

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of My Wife and I is here in full — 118 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE EXPLOSION.
/ðə ɪkˈsploʊʒən/
Line 2
"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.
Line 3
The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.
Line 4
The old one has failed for a million.
/ðə oʊld wʌn hæz feɪld fɔːr ə ˈmɪljən/
Line 5
Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!
/ɡɔːn tuː smæʃ ɑːn ðæt ˈlaɪtnɪŋ ˈreɪlroʊd ənd ðer juː ɔːl ɑːr/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apple noun US /ˈæpəl/

fruit with red or yellow or green skin and sweet to tart crisp whitish flesh

From this reading “"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.”

blown adjective US /bloʊn/

being moved or acted upon by moving air or vapor

From this reading “The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.”

bursting verb US /ˈbɜːrstɪŋ/

-ing form of “burst” — come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading “"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.”

confounded adjective US /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading “"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.”

explosion noun US /ɪkˈsploʊʒən/

a violent release of energy caused by a chemical or nuclear reaction

From this reading “THE EXPLOSION.”

Railroad noun US /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!”

smash verb US /smæʃ/

hit hard

From this reading “Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!”

upset verb US /əpˈset/

disturb the balance or stability of

From this reading “"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

bursting into verb + particle counted as “burst into”

In this reading “"Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.”

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

applenounUS /ˈæpəl/

fruit with red or yellow or green skin and sweet to tart crisp whitish flesh

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

Arsdels

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

blownadjectiveUS /bloʊn/

being moved or acted upon by moving air or vapor

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

burstingverbUS /ˈbɜːrstɪŋ/

-ing form of “burst” — come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

cart's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

confoundedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

EXPLOSIONnounUS /ɪkˈsploʊʒən/

a violent release of energy caused by a chemical or nuclear reaction

From this reading THE EXPLOSION.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

FellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

GoneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

Hal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

LightningnounUS /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

millionnounUS /ˈmɪljən/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The old one has failed for a million.

RailroadnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

smashverbUS /smæʃ/

hit hard

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE EXPLOSION.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

thunderverbUS /ˈθʌndər/

move fast, noisily, and heavily

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

upsetverbUS /əpˈset/

disturb the balance or stability of

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

VannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading The Van Arsdels are blown to thunder.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Gone to smash on that Lightning Railroad, and there you all are!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Hal! it's too confounded bad!" said Jim Fellows, bursting into my room; "your apple cart's upset for good.

Chapter 31 of My Wife and I by Harriet Beecher Stowe holds 118 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 31 holds 118 sentences of My Wife and I, unabridged, divided into 24 reading sections.

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