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Name Your Symptom

Chapter I

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Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!
Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.
The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.
Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.
"Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"
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Name Your Symptom

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Name Your Symptom is here in full — 475 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!
Line 2
Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.
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The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.
/ðə ˈɡliːmɪŋ rɑːd ɪkˈstendəd əˈbʌv hɪz hed əˈbaʊt ə fʊt ðə ˈwaɪərz frʌm ɪt ˈliːdɪŋ daʊn ˈɪntuː hɪz ˈkɑːlər əˈlɔːŋ hɪz spaɪn ənd ˈfaɪnəli aʊt hɪz pænts leɡ tuː ə ʃɔːrt məˈtælɪk stræp ðæt dræɡd ɑːn ðə flɔːr/
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Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.
/klaɪd ˈmɔːrɡən rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd hɪz ˈpɑːrtnər/
Line 5
"Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Clyde noun US /klaɪd/

a river in western Scotland that flows from the southern uplands into the Firth of Clyde; navigable by oceangoing vessels as far as Glasgow

From this reading “Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.”

Infield noun US /ˈɪnfiːld/

the area of a baseball field that is enclosed by 3 bases and home plate

From this reading “Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.”

insulated verb US /ˈɪnsəleɪtəd/

past form of “insulate” — protect from heat, cold, or noise by surrounding with insulating material

From this reading “Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.”

metallic adjective US /məˈtælɪk/

containing or made of or resembling or characteristic of a metal

From this reading “The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.”

pants noun US /pænts/

(used in the plural) underpants worn by women

From this reading “The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.”

shunned verb US /ʃʌnd/

inflected form of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading “Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!”

spine noun US /spaɪn/

the series of vertebrae forming the axis of the skeleton and protecting the spinal cord

From this reading “The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.”

strap noun US /stræp/

an elongated leather strip (or a strip of similar material) for binding things together or holding something in position

From this reading “The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.”

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on the floor preposition + article + noun counted as “on … floor”

In this reading “The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.”

All words in this reading · 62

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

AnybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

assumingadjectiveUS /əˈsuːmɪŋ/

excessively forward

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

circletnoun

a small circle

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

ClydenounUS /klaɪd/

a river in western Scotland that flows from the southern uplands into the Firth of Clyde; navigable by oceangoing vessels as far as Glasgow

From this reading Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.

collarnounUS /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

CureverbUS /kjʊr/

provide a cure for, make healthy again

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

draggedverbUS /dræɡd/

inflected form of “drag” — pull, as against a resistance

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

examinedverbUS /ɪɡˈzæmənd/

past form of “examine” — consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

extendedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈstendəd/

relatively long in duration; tediously protracted

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

gentlyadverbUS /ˈdʒentli/

in a gradual manner

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

gleamingnounUS /ˈɡliːmɪŋ/

a flash of light (especially reflected light)

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

InfieldnounUS /ˈɪnfiːld/

the area of a baseball field that is enclosed by 3 bases and home plate

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

insulatedverbUS /ˈɪnsəleɪtəd/

past form of “insulate” — protect from heat, cold, or noise by surrounding with insulating material

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

leadingadjectiveUS /ˈliːdɪŋ/

indicating the most important performer or role

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

legnounUS /leɡ/

a human limb; commonly used to refer to a whole limb but technically only the part of the limb between the knee and ankle

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

metallicadjectiveUS /məˈtælɪk/

containing or made of or resembling or characteristic of a metal

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

MorgannounUS /ˈmɔːrɡən/

United States anthropologist who studied the Seneca (1818-1881)

From this reading Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.

neededadjectiveUS /ˈniːdəd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

pantsnounUS /pænts/

(used in the plural) underpants worn by women

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

partnernounUS /ˈpɑːrtnər/

a person's partner in marriage

From this reading Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading Clyde Morgan regarded his partner.

rodnounUS /rɑːd/

a long thin implement made of metal or wood

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

shoesnounUS /ʃuːz/

a particular situation

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

shunnedverbUS /ʃʌnd/

inflected form of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

spinenounUS /spaɪn/

the series of vertebrae forming the axis of the skeleton and protecting the spinal cord

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

strapnounUS /stræp/

an elongated leather strip (or a strip of similar material) for binding things together or holding something in position

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Henry Infield placed the insulated circlet on his head gently.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Anybody who shunned a Cure needed his head examined--assuming he had one left!

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

wiresnounUS /ˈwaɪərz/

plural of “wire” — ligament made of metal and used to fasten things or make cages or fences etc

From this reading The gleaming rod extended above his head about a foot, the wires from it leading down into his collar, along his spine and finally out his pants leg to a short metallic strap that dragged on the floor.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Suppose--just suppose--you _were_ serious about this, why not just the shoes?"

Chapter 1 of Name Your Symptom by Jim Harmon holds 475 sentences, grouped into 95 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 475 sentences of Name Your Symptom, unabridged, divided into 95 reading sections.

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Anybody
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Shunned
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Needed
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Examined--assuming
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