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Neither Here Nor There

Chapter I

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_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.
Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.
His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.
Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.
_With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.
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Neither Here Nor There

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Neither Here Nor There is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.
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Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.
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His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.
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Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.
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_With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bolshevism noun US /ˈboʊlʃəvɪzəm/

Soviet communism

From this reading “_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.”

commentator noun US /ˈkɑːmənteɪtər/

an expert who observes and comments on something

From this reading “_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.”

creases noun US /ˈkriːsɪz/

plural of “crease” — an angular or rounded shape made by folding

From this reading “_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.”

fantasy noun US /ˈfæntəsi/

imagination unrestricted by reality

From this reading “Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.”

frivolity noun US /frəˈvɑːləti/

the trait of being frivolous; not serious or sensible

From this reading “His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.”

incisive adjective US /ˌɪnˈsaɪsɪv/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading “His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.”

trouser noun US /ˈtraʊzər/

a garment (or part of a garment) designed for or relating to trousers

From this reading “_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.”

Watts noun US /wɑːts/

English poet and theologian (1674-1748)

From this reading “_With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

BIRTHDAY PARTY noun + noun

a party held on the anniversary of someone's birth

In this reading “Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.”

special attention adjective + noun

In this reading “_Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.”

greatest charm adjective + noun

In this reading “Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

babiesnounUS /ˈbeɪbiz/

plural of “baby” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

BIRTHDAYnounUS /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/

an anniversary of the day on which a person was born (or the celebration of it)

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

BolshevismnounUS /ˈboʊlʃəvɪzəm/

Soviet communism

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

BON

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From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

catsnounUS /kæts/

plural of “cat” — feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

charmnounUS /tʃɑːrm/

attractiveness that interests or pleases or stimulates

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

ClevelandnounUS /ˈkliːvlənd/

the largest city in Ohio; located in northeastern Ohio on Lake Erie; a major Great Lakes port

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

commentatornounUS /ˈkɑːmənteɪtər/

an expert who observes and comments on something

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

COMPANYnounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

creasesnounUS /ˈkriːsɪz/

plural of “crease” — an angular or rounded shape made by folding

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

desiredadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪərd/

wanted intensely

From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

DIEU'S

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From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

DORAN

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From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

engagingadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒɪŋ/

attracting or delighting

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

etc

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From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

Ethel

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From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

fantasynounUS /ˈfæntəsi/

imagination unrestricted by reality

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

findsnounUS /faɪndz/

plural of “find” — a productive insight

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

flowernounUS /ˈflaʊər/

a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

folliesnounUS /ˈfɑːliz/

a revue with elaborate costuming

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

frivolitynounUS /frəˈvɑːləti/

the trait of being frivolous; not serious or sensible

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

frutti

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From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

GEORGEnounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

GiddyadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪdi/

having or causing a whirling sensation; liable to falling

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

GlobenounUS /ɡloʊb/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

good-humoredadjective

disposed to please

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

Herford

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From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

Herford's

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From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

imaginationnounUS /ˌɪmædʒəˈneɪʃən/

the formation of a mental image of something that is not perceived as real and is not present to the senses

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

incisiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪsɪv/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

KittennounUS /ˈkɪtən/

young domestic cat

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

mannersnounUS /ˈmænərz/

social deportment

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

mirrornounUS /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

Moffett

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From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

moralsnounUS /ˈmɔːrəlz/

motivation based on ideas of right and wrong

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

movingadjectiveUS /ˈmuːvɪŋ/

in motion

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

Mumford

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From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

NEITHERdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

NORconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Mr. Herford leaves nothing to be desired.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

OLIVERnounUS /ˈɑːləvər/

United States jazz musician who influenced the style of Louis Armstrong (1885-1938)

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

PARTYnounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

PersiannounUS /ˈpɜːrʒən/

a native or inhabitant of Iran

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

Rubaiyat

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From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

specialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

tenderadjectiveUS /ˈtendər/

given to sympathy or gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

thrustverbUS /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading His book is a mirror of engaging frivolity, an incisive but good-humored thrust at the follies of the day.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

treesnounUS /triːz/

plural of “tree” — a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

trousernounUS /ˈtraʊzər/

a garment (or part of a garment) designed for or relating to trousers

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

tutti

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From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

WattsnounUS /wɑːts/

English poet and theologian (1674-1748)

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Here and there a very rich and moving note is struck, as in THE BON DIEU’S BIRTHDAY PARTY where one finds in full flower that tender fantasy which is the greatest charm of Mr. Herford’s imagination.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Author of “The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten,” “This Giddy Globe,” etc._ ¶ As a humorous commentator upon morals and manners with special attention to cats, tutti frutti trees, Bolshevism for babies and trouser creases.

YORKnounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading _With Cleveland Moffett_ _With Ethel Watts Mumford_ NEITHER HERE NOR THERE BY OLIVER HERFORD NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

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Rubaiyat
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