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Never Gut-Shoot a Wampus

Chapter I

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An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.
Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.
Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.
A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.
Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.
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Never Gut-Shoot a Wampus

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Never Gut-Shoot a Wampus is here in full — 440 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.
/æn ˌɪntərˈstelər ˈhʌntɪŋ trɪp wɪð ˈmeɪdʒər ˈdæfni kʊd tiːtʃ ə mæn ə ˈnʌmbər ʌv ˈlesənz/
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Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.
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Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.
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A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.
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Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.
/ˈdæfni laɪkt tuː kɪd miː əˈbaʊt maɪ ɡəˈlæktɪk ˈempaɪər ˈevəri taɪm wiː kəˈlaɪdɪd æt ðə klʌb/

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collided verb US /kəˈlaɪdɪd/

past form of “collide” — be incompatible; be or come into conflict

From this reading “Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.”

Daphne noun US /ˈdæfni/

any of several ornamental shrubs with shiny mostly evergreen leaves and clusters of small bell-shaped flowers

From this reading “An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.”

galactic adjective US /ɡəˈlæktɪk/

of or relating to a galaxy (especially our galaxy the Milky Way)

From this reading “Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.”

golf noun US /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading “Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.”

grab verb US /ɡræb/

take hold of so as to seize or restrain or stop the motion of

From this reading “Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.”

hunk noun US /hʌŋk/

a well-built sexually attractive man

From this reading “A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.”

interstellar adjective US /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading “An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.”

planets noun US /ˈplænəts/

plural of “planet” — (astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading “Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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hunting trip noun + noun

In this reading “An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.”

on earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.”

whole generation adjective + noun

In this reading “A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.”

at the club preposition + article + noun counted as “at … club”

In this reading “Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

ballsnounUS /bɔːlz/

plural of “ball” — round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

beingsnounUS /ˈbiːɪŋz/

plural of “being” — the state or fact of existing

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

Centaurusnoun

a conspicuous constellation in the southern hemisphere near the Southern Cross

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

collidedverbUS /kəˈlaɪdɪd/

past form of “collide” — be incompatible; be or come into conflict

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

DaphnenounUS /ˈdæfni/

any of several ornamental shrubs with shiny mostly evergreen leaves and clusters of small bell-shaped flowers

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

empirenounUS /ˈempaɪər/

the domain ruled by an emperor or empress; the region over which imperial dominion is exercised

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

galacticadjectiveUS /ɡəˈlæktɪk/

of or relating to a galaxy (especially our galaxy the Milky Way)

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

generationnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən/

all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

golfnounUS /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

grabverbUS /ɡræb/

take hold of so as to seize or restrain or stop the motion of

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

hunknounUS /hʌŋk/

a well-built sexually attractive man

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

huntingnounUS /ˈhʌntɪŋ/

the pursuit and killing or capture of wild animals regarded as a sport

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

interestsnounUS /ˈɪntrəsts/

plural of “interest” — a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

interstellaradjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈstelər/

between or among stars

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

lessonsnounUS /ˈlesənz/

plural of “lesson” — a unit of instruction

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

likedadjectiveUS /laɪkt/

found pleasant or attractive; often used as a combining form

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

miningnounUS /ˈmaɪnɪŋ/

the act of extracting ores or coal etc from the earth

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

mostlyadverbUS /ˈmoʊstli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

mudnounUS /mʌd/

water soaked soil; soft wet earth

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

ownedadjectiveUS /oʊnd/

having an owner; often used in combination

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

planetsnounUS /ˈplænəts/

plural of “planet” — (astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

stakenounUS /steɪk/

(law) a right or legal share of something; a financial involvement with something

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

teachverbUS /tiːtʃ/

impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Like being kind to fellow human beings, or-- I'm not exactly broke, but this Major Daphne owned more planets than I do golf balls.

tripnounUS /trɪp/

a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

tropicaladjectiveUS /ˈtrɑːpɪkəl/

relating to or situated in or characteristic of the tropics (the region on either side of the equator)

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Daphne liked to kid me about my "galactic empire" every time we collided at the club.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

WhereasconjunctionUS /weˈræz/

in contrast with the fact that

From this reading Whereas my mining interests were mostly on earth, the Major got in early on the Centaurus grab.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading An interstellar hunting trip with Major Daphne could teach a man a number of lessons.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading A whole generation later, all I could stake out was one hot little hunk of tropical mud that no one else would fool with.

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