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New England Joke Lore

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 149 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.
Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.
But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”
* * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.
This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.
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New England Joke Lore

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 149 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/29 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.
/ˈledʒəndz ʌv ðə ɪkˈsentrɪk ðə əˈnjuːʒuːəl ˈmentəl twɪst wɪtʃ ˈfriːkwəntli ɪˈskeɪps ˈnoʊtəs ɪn ðə ˈkraʊdəd ˈsɪti ɪz ˈɔːfən ðə ˈsɛn.tər ʌv ˈɪntrəst ɪn ə ˈrʊrəl ˈneɪbərhʊd/
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Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.
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But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”
/bʌt ðə ˈeldərli huː hæv dɪˈveləpt əˈnjuːʒuːəl ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks siːm ɑːn ðə ˈkɑːntreri tuː ˈræðər praɪd ðemˈselvz əˈpɑːn ðer pɪˌkjuːliˈerətiz ˈhoʊldɪŋ ðə vjuː ʌv ðə ˈeɪn.ʃənt ˈkweɪkər huː ɪz ˌriːˈpɔːrtɪd tuː hæv sed wʌn deɪ tuː hɪz waɪf ˈevriwʌn ɪz kwɪr bʌt miː ənd ðiː ənd ðiː ɪz sʌm kwɪr/
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* * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.
/ʌv ðə ˈveriəs ˈmaɪnər mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz tuː wɪtʃ ðə ˈeldərli ɑːr səbˈdʒekt pərˈhæps ˈdefnəs ɪz ðə moʊst tuː biː ˈdredɪd/
Line 5
This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.
/ðɪs ɪz ˈɪləstreɪtəd ɪn ðə keɪs ʌv ðə ˈeldərli ˈkʌntri ˈmɜːr.tʃənt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

characteristics noun US /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks/

plural of “characteristic” — a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading “But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.””

deafness noun US /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading “* * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.”

eccentric adjective US /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading “LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.”

escapes noun US /ɪˈskeɪps/

plural of “escape” — the act of escaping physically

From this reading “LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.”

legends noun US /ˈledʒəndz/

plural of “legend” — a story about mythical or supernatural beings or events

From this reading “LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.”

morbid adjective US /ˈmɔːrbəd/

suggesting an unhealthy mental state

From this reading “Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.”

peculiarities noun US /pɪˌkjuːliˈerətiz/

plural of “peculiarity” — an odd or unusual characteristic

From this reading “But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.””

Quaker noun US /ˈkweɪkər/

a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

From this reading “But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

crowded city adjective + noun

In this reading “LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.”

escapes notice noun + noun counted as “escape notice”

In this reading “LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.”

in the case preposition + article + noun counted as “in … case”

In this reading “This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.”

All words in this reading · 82

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

ancientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.

centernounUS /ˈsɛn.tər/

The middle point or core of an area.

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

characteristicsnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks/

plural of “characteristic” — a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

contraryadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːntreri/

very opposed in nature or character or purpose

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.

crowdedadjectiveUS /ˈkraʊdəd/

overfilled or compacted or concentrated

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

curiositynounUS /ˌkjʊriˈɑːsəti/

a state in which you want to learn more about something

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

deafnessnounUS /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

developedadjectiveUS /dɪˈveləpt/

being changed over time so as to be e.g. stronger or more complete or more useful

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

dreadedadjectiveUS /ˈdredɪd/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

ECCENTRICadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

elderlyadjectiveUS /ˈeldərli/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

escapesnounUS /ɪˈskeɪps/

plural of “escape” — the act of escaping physically

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

EveryonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

exciteverbUS /ɪkˈsaɪt/

arouse or elicit a feeling

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

frequentlyadverbUS /ˈfriːkwəntli/

many times at short intervals

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

illustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

keenlyadverbUS /ˈkiːnli/

in a keen or penetrating way

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

LEGENDSnounUS /ˈledʒəndz/

plural of “legend” — a story about mythical or supernatural beings or events

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

merchantnounUS /ˈmɜːr.tʃənt/

A person or company involved in wholesale trade, especially with foreign countries.

From this reading This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.

minoradjectiveUS /ˈmaɪnər/

of lesser importance or stature or rank

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

misfortunesnounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz/

plural of “misfortune” — unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

morbidadjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrbəd/

suggesting an unhealthy mental state

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

peculiaritiesnounUS /pɪˌkjuːliˈerətiz/

plural of “peculiarity” — an odd or unusual characteristic

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

QuakernounUS /ˈkweɪkər/

a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

reportedadjectiveUS /ˌriːˈpɔːrtɪd/

made known or told about; especially presented in a formal account

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

ruraladjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

semi-ostracism

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From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is illustrated in the case of the elderly country merchant.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

twistverbUS /twɪst/

to move in a twisting or contorted motion, (especially when struggling)

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

unusualadjectiveUS /əˈnjuːʒuːəl/

not usual or common or ordinary

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading * * * * * Of the various minor misfortunes to which the elderly are subject, perhaps deafness is the most to be dreaded.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading LEGENDS OF THE ECCENTRIC The unusual mental twist which frequently escapes notice in the crowded city, is often the center of interest in a rural neighborhood.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading But the elderly who have developed unusual characteristics seem on the contrary to rather pride themselves upon their peculiarities, holding the view of the ancient Quaker who is reported to have said one day to his wife: “Everyone is queer but me and thee; and thee is some queer.”

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading Those who thus excite morbid curiosity in their youth are indeed unfortunate and often suffer keenly from the semi-ostracism which sometimes follows.

Chapter 3 of New England Joke Lore by Arthur G. (Arthur George) Crandall holds 149 sentences, grouped into 30 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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England
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Yankee
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