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New England Joke Lore

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”
While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.
That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.
The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.
There was another man who had cows to sell.
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New England Joke Lore

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”
/ðə ˈjæŋki ˈtreɪdɪŋ ˈɪnstɪŋkt ənd sʌm əˈmjuːzɪŋ ɪɡˈzæmpəlz ɪn ðə ˈɔːrdəneri ˈprɑːsesəz ʌv treɪd ðə ˈjæŋki ɪz ə fɜːrm bəˈliːvər ɪn ðə oʊld ˈroʊmən lɔː ʌv ˈkeɪviæt ˈemptər ɔːr let ðə ˈbaɪər bɪˈwer/
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While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.
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That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.
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The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.
/ðə ˈstɔːri ʌv ðə ɪkˈsentrɪk kaʊ ðer wɑːz ə mæn huː wɪʃt tuː baɪ ə kaʊ/
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There was another man who had cows to sell.
/ðer wɑːz əˈnʌðər mæn huː hæd kaʊz tuː sel/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

altruistic adjective US /ˌɔːltruːˈɪstɪk/

showing unselfish concern for the welfare of others

From this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

buyer noun US /ˈbaɪər/

a person who buys

From this reading “THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.””

caveat noun US /ˈkeɪviæt/

a warning against certain acts

dispensation noun US /ˌdɪspənˈseɪʃən/

an exemption from some rule or obligation

From this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

emptor noun US /ˈemptər/

a person who buys

enthusiasts noun US /enˈθuːziæsts/

plural of “enthusiast” — an ardent and enthusiastic supporter of some person or activity

From this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

safeguarding verb US /ˈseɪfɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “safeguard” — make safe

From this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

utopia noun US /juːˈtoʊpiə/

a book written by Sir Thomas More (1516) describing the perfect society on an imaginary island

From this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

firm believer adjective + noun

In this reading “THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.””

on the basis preposition + article + noun counted as “on … basis”

In this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

processes of verb + particle counted as “process of”

In this reading “THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.””

carried on verb + particle counted as “carry on”

direct the course of; manage or control

In this reading “That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.”

worked out verb + adjective counted as “work out”

come up with

In this reading “While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

abilitynounUS /əˈbɪlətiː/

the quality of being able to perform; a quality that permits or facilitates achievement or accomplishment

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

altruisticadjectiveUS /ˌɔːltruːˈɪstɪk/

showing unselfish concern for the welfare of others

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

AMUSINGadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading There was another man who had cows to sell.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

basisnounUS /ˈbeɪsəs/

a relation that provides the foundation for something

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

believernounUS /bəˈliːvər/

a supporter who accepts something as true

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

bewareverbUS /bɪˈwer/

be on one's guard; be cautious or wary about; be alert to

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

buyernounUS /ˈbaɪər/

a person who buys

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

caveatnounUS /ˈkeɪviæt/

a warning against certain acts

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

confidingadjectiveUS /kənˈfaɪdɪŋ/

willing to entrust personal matters

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

CownounUS /kaʊ/

female of domestic cattle: "“moo-cow” is a child's term"

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

cowsnounUS /kaʊz/

domesticated bovine animals as a group regardless of sex or age

From this reading There was another man who had cows to sell.

demonstratedadjectiveUS /ˈdemənstreɪtɪd/

having been demonstrated or verified beyond doubt

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

disapprovalnounUS /dɪsəˈpruːvəl/

a feeling of disliking something or what someone is doing

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

discomfiturenoun

anxious embarrassment

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

dispensationnounUS /ˌdɪspənˈseɪʃən/

an exemption from some rule or obligation

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

EccentricadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

emptornounUS /ˈemptər/

a person who buys

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

enthusiastsnounUS /enˈθuːziæsts/

plural of “enthusiast” — an ardent and enthusiastic supporter of some person or activity

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

EXAMPLESnounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəlz/

plural of “example” — an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

financialadjectiveUS /fəˈnænʃəl/

involving financial matters

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

firmadjectiveUS /fɜːrm/

marked by firm determination or resolution; not shakable

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading There was another man who had cows to sell.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

instancesnounUS /ˈɪnstənsəz/

plural of “instance” — an occurrence of something

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

INSTINCTnounUS /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/

inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

lacknounUS /læk/

the state of needing something that is absent or unavailable

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

LawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

occasionaladjectiveUS /əˈkeɪʒənəl/

occurring from time to time

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

ordinarynounUS /ˈɔːrdəneri/

a judge of a probate court

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

principlenounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

a basic generalization that is accepted as true and that can be used as a basis for reasoning or conduct

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

processesnounUS /ˈprɑːsesəz/

plural of “process” — a particular course of action intended to achieve a result

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

produceverbUS /prəˈduːs/

bring forth or yield

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

RomanadjectiveUS /ˈroʊmən/

relating to or characteristic of people of Rome

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

safeguardingverbUS /ˈseɪfɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “safeguard” — make safe

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

safelyadverbUS /ˈseɪfli/

with safety; in a safe manner

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

sellverbUS /sel/

exchange or deliver for money or its equivalent

From this reading There was another man who had cows to sell.

SOMEadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

StorynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

tenderadjectiveUS /ˈtendər/

given to sympathy or gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

TRADINGnounUS /ˈtreɪdɪŋ/

buying or selling securities or commodities

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

utopianounUS /juːˈtoʊpiə/

a book written by Sir Thomas More (1516) describing the perfect society on an imaginary island

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

whereby

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From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

wishedverbUS /wɪʃt/

past form of “wish” — hope for; have a wish

From this reading The Story of the Eccentric Cow There was a man who wished to buy a cow.

workedverbUS /wɜːrkt/

past form of “work” — exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading While there may be occasional instances of neighborhood disapproval where this principle has been worked out to the discomfiture of the too confiding, in general it is held in respect as the only basis for sound business.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

YANKEEnounUS /ˈjæŋki/

an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading THE YANKEE TRADING INSTINCT AND SOME AMUSING EXAMPLES In the ordinary processes of trade the Yankee is a firm believer in the old Roman Law of “_caveat emptor_” or “let the buyer beware.”

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading That there can be a new dispensation whereby business can be carried on safely on the basis of a tender altruistic regard for the financial safeguarding of those who lack the ability to think for themselves, and thus produce that utopia which certain enthusiasts would seem to regard as possible, has yet to be demonstrated.

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England
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Yankee
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