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New England Joke Lore

Chapter VII

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LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.
Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.
Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.
They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.
And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.
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New England Joke Lore

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 180 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/36 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.
/ˈledʒəndz ʌv ˈrʊrəl spuːks ɪt mʌst biː rɪˈɡretfəli ˈsteɪtɪd ðæt ðə oʊld taɪm ˈfoʊklɔːr ʌv ðə səˈpoʊzd ˌsuːpərˈnætʃərəl hæz əˈperəntli ˈvænɪʃt frʌm ˈmɑːdərn nuː ˈɪŋɡlənd/
Line 2
Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.
/ˈskeptɪsɪzəm hæz siːzd əˈpɑːn ðə ˈprezənt ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən ənd sʌtʃ ˈdʒenjəwən əˈnælɔɪd ɡoʊst ˈstɔːriz æz stɪl pərˈsɪst ɑːr rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd æz ðə ˈhɑːrmləs dɪˈluːʒənz ʌv oʊld eɪdʒ/
Line 3
Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.
/ðʌs mʌtʃ ðæt ˈfɜːrnɪʃt θrɪlz ɪn ˈɜːrliər deɪz hæz dɪˈpɑːrtɪd/
Line 4
They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.
/ðeɪ wɜːr ˈkriːpi ɪˈnʌf ðoʊz ˈeɪn.ʃənt teɪlz/
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And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.
/ənd ɪn moʊst ˈɪnstənsəz ðeɪ wɜːr vaʊtʃt fɔːr æz ˈstrɪktli truː baɪ ˈpiːpəl huːz ˌrepjəˈteɪʃənz fɔːr vərˈæsɪti wɜːr bɪˈɑːnd dɪsˈpjuːt/

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creepy adjective US /ˈkriːpi/

annoying and unpleasant

From this reading “They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.”

delusions noun US /dɪˈluːʒənz/

plural of “delusion” — (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

folklore noun US /ˈfoʊklɔːr/

the unwritten lore (stories and proverbs and riddles and songs) of a culture

From this reading “LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.”

reputations noun US /ˌrepjəˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “reputation” — the state of being held in high esteem and honor

From this reading “And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.”

Skepticism noun US /ˈskeptɪsɪzəm/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

spooks noun US /spuːks/

plural of “spook” — someone unpleasantly strange or eccentric

From this reading “LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.”

unalloyed adjective US /əˈnælɔɪd/

free from admixture

From this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

vouched verb US /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading “And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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strictly true adverb + adjective

In this reading “And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.”

ghost stories noun + noun counted as “ghost story”

In this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

present generation verb + noun

In this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

old age adjective + noun

a late time of life

In this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

seized upon verb + particle counted as “seize upon”

In this reading “Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.”

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agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

ancientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

creepyadjectiveUS /ˈkriːpi/

annoying and unpleasant

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

delusionsnounUS /dɪˈluːʒənz/

plural of “delusion” — (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

departedadjectiveUS /dɪˈpɑːrtɪd/

well in the past; former

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

disputeverbUS /dɪsˈpjuːt/

take exception to

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

earlieradverbUS /ˈɜːrliər/

earlier in time; previously

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

folklorenounUS /ˈfoʊklɔːr/

the unwritten lore (stories and proverbs and riddles and songs) of a culture

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

furnishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɜːrnɪʃt/

provided with whatever is necessary for a purpose (as furniture or equipment or authority)

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

generationnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən/

all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

genuineadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenjəwən/

not fake or counterfeit

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

ghostnounUS /ɡoʊst/

a mental representation of some haunting experience

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

harmlessadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrmləs/

not causing or capable of causing harm

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

instancesnounUS /ˈɪnstənsəz/

plural of “instance” — an occurrence of something

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

LEGENDSnounUS /ˈledʒəndz/

plural of “legend” — a story about mythical or supernatural beings or events

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

persistverbUS /pərˈsɪst/

continue to exist

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

regretfullyadverbUS /rɪˈɡretfəli/

with regret (used in polite formulas)

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

reputationsnounUS /ˌrepjəˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “reputation” — the state of being held in high esteem and honor

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

RURALadjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

seizedverbUS /siːzd/

past form of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

SkepticismnounUS /ˈskeptɪsɪzəm/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

SPOOKSnounUS /spuːks/

plural of “spook” — someone unpleasantly strange or eccentric

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

statedadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

storiesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

strictlyadverbUS /ˈstrɪktli/

restricted to something

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

supernaturalnounUS /ˌsuːpərˈnætʃərəl/

supernatural forces and events and beings collectively

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

talesnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

thrillsnounUS /θrɪlz/

plural of “thrill” — the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

ThusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Thus, much that furnished thrills in earlier days has departed.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

unalloyedadjectiveUS /əˈnælɔɪd/

free from admixture

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Skepticism has seized upon the present generation and such genuine unalloyed ghost stories as still persist are regarded as the harmless delusions of old age.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading LEGENDS OF RURAL SPOOKS It must be regretfully stated that the old time folklore of the supposed supernatural has apparently vanished from modern New England.

veracitynounUS /vərˈæsɪti/

unwillingness to tell lies

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

vouchedverbUS /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They were creepy enough, those ancient tales.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading And in most instances they were vouched for as strictly true by people whose reputations for veracity were beyond dispute.

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