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New England Joke Lore

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 179 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.
The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.
But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.
* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.
No case was too great or too little to command his attention.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

New England Joke Lore

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 179 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.
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The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.
/ðə ˈsekʃən ɪn wɪtʃ moʊst ʌv ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˈɪnsədənts əˈkɜːrd hæz bɪn ˈnoʊtəd fɔːr ə ˈsentʃəri fɔːr ðə ɪkˈsepʃənəl əˈbɪlətiː ənd kəˈmændɪŋ ˌpɜːrsəˈnælɪti ʌv ɪts ˈlɔːjərz/
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But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.
/bʌt ˈeni əˈtɜːrni enˈɡeɪdʒd ɪn ˈdʒenərəl lɔː ˈpræktəs ɪz kənˈtɪnjuːəli ˈtɜːrnɪŋ ʌp ˈsʌmθɪŋ wɪtʃ ɪf ˈkɑːmənli noʊn wʊd biː rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd æz ˈræŋkɪŋ haɪ ɪn ðə fiːld ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
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* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.
/æn əˈtɜːrni huː ˈdʊrɪŋ hɪz kərˈɪr bɪˈkeɪm ˈwaɪdli noʊn θruːˈaʊt ðə ˈkʌntri ɪn ˈdʒenərəl wɑːz fɔːr ə lɔːŋ taɪm ˈæktɪv ɪn ˈpræktəs æz ə ˈkʌntri ˈlɔːjər ɪn ə ˈlɪtəl taʊn/
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No case was too great or too little to command his attention.
/noʊ keɪs wɑːz tuː ɡreɪt ɔːr tuː ˈlɪtəl tuː kəˈmænd hɪz əˈtenʃən/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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attorney noun US /əˈtɜːrni/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading “But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.”

exceptional adjective US /ɪkˈsepʃənəl/

far beyond what is usual in magnitude or degree

From this reading “The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.”

grist noun US /ɡrɪst/

grain intended to be or that has been ground

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

lawyers noun US /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

personnel noun US /ˌpɜːrsəˈnel/

group of people willing to obey orders

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

ranking noun US /ˈræŋkɪŋ/

position on a scale in relation to others in status or rank or achievement

From this reading “But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.”

rural adjective US /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

widely adverb US /ˈwaɪdli/

to a great degree

From this reading “* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

widely known adverb + adjective

In this reading “* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.”

commonly known adverb + adjective

In this reading “But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.”

throughout the country preposition + article + noun counted as “throughout … country”

In this reading “* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.”

reflect upon verb + particle

In this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

long time adjective + noun

a prolonged period of time

In this reading “* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.”

following incidents adjective + noun counted as “following incident”

In this reading “The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.”

any way adjective + noun

In this reading “TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.”

little town adjective + noun

In this reading “* * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.”

All words in this reading · 94

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

abilitynounUS /əˈbɪlətiː/

the quality of being able to perform; a quality that permits or facilitates achievement or accomplishment

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

activeadjectiveUS /ˈæktɪv/

tending to become more severe or wider in scope

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

amusingadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

attorneynounUS /əˈtɜːrni/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

barnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

careernounUS /kərˈɪr/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

casesnounUS /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

centurynounUS /ˈsentʃəri/

a period of 100 years

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

commandnounUS /kəˈmænd/

an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

commandingadjectiveUS /kəˈmændɪŋ/

used of a height or viewpoint

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

commonlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːmənli/

under normal conditions

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

continuallyadverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuːəli/

seemingly without interruption

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

courtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

COURTSnounUS /kɔːrts/

plural of “court” — an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

exceptionaladjectiveUS /ɪkˈsepʃənəl/

far beyond what is usual in magnitude or degree

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

fiascoes

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From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

gristnounUS /ɡrɪst/

grain intended to be or that has been ground

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

incidentsnounUS /ˈɪnsədənts/

plural of “incident” — a single distinct event

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

LAWYERSnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

legaladjectiveUS /ˈliːɡəl/

established by or founded upon law or official or accepted rules

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

membersnounUS /ˈmembərz/

plural of “member” — one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

notedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

personalitynounUS /ˌpɜːrsəˈnælɪti/

the complex of all the attributes--behavioral, temperamental, emotional and mental--that characterize a unique individual

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

personnelnounUS /ˌpɜːrsəˈnel/

group of people willing to obey orders

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

rankingnounUS /ˈræŋkɪŋ/

position on a scale in relation to others in status or rank or achievement

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

reflectverbUS /rɪˈflekt/

manifest or bring back

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

RURALadjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

sectionnounUS /ˈsekʃən/

a self-contained part of a larger composition (written or musical)

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

TALESnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

throughoutprepositionUS /θruːˈaʊt/

in every part of a place, or for the whole of a period

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading No case was too great or too little to command his attention.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading TALES OF RURAL LAWYERS AND THE COURTS The fact that there are many amusing fiascoes in running through the regular grist of rural court cases should not in any way reflect upon the personnel of the members of the legal bar.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The section in which most of the following incidents occurred has been noted for a century for the exceptional ability and commanding personality of its lawyers.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

widelyadverbUS /ˈwaɪdli/

to a great degree

From this reading * * * * * An attorney, who during his career became widely known throughout the country in general, was for a long time active in practice as a country lawyer in a little town.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading But any attorney engaged in general law practice is continually turning up something which, if commonly known, would be regarded as ranking high in the field of humor.

Chapter 8 of New England Joke Lore by Arthur G. (Arthur George) Crandall holds 179 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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