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New England Joke Lore

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 160 sentences across 32 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.
Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:
“I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”
The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.
It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.
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New England Joke Lore

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 160 sentences across 32 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.
/teɪlz ʌv ˈrʊrəl θrɪft ðer ɑːr ˈprɑːbəbliː fjuː ˈbetər skuːlz fɔːr ðə dɪˈveləpmənt ʌv θrɪft ðæn ðə smɔːl nuː ˈɪŋɡlənd fɑːrm wɪtʃ ˌɔːlˈðoʊ ˌnesəˈserəli ˈlɪmətəd ɪn ɪts kəˈpæsəti tuː prəˈduːs æn ˈɪnkʌm stɪl riˈkwaɪərz ə kənˈsɪdərəbəl ˌɪnˈvestmənt ɪn ˈnesəseri ɪˈkwɪpmənt/
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Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:
/ðoʊz kərˈeɪdʒəs hɑːrd ˈwɜːrkɪŋ ˈkʌpəlz huː brɪŋ ʌp ə ˈfæməli əˈpɑːn wʌn ʌv ðiːz smɔːl ˈhoʊmstedz faɪnd ɪt ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli hɑːrd tuː meɪk endz miːt ənd meɪ kwaɪt ˈlaɪkli ˈɔːfən faɪnd ðemˈselvz æt ðə end ʌv ðə jɪr ɪn ðə steɪt ʌv maɪnd ʃoʊn baɪ ðə ˈhʌmbəl ˈtɪlər ʌv ə vərˈmɑːnt fɑːrm huː wen æskt wʌt kaɪnd ʌv ə ˈsiːzən hiː hæd hæd rɪˈplaɪd/
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“I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”
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The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.
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It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.
/ɪt ˈmætərd nɑːt wʌt ðə ˈfæməli nəˈsesɪtiz maɪt biː prəˈvɪʒən mʌst ˈɔːlweɪz biː meɪd ɑːn ðə fɜːrst deɪ ʌv ˈeɪprəl fɔːr ðə ˈpeɪmənt ʌv ðə ˈɪntrəst/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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couples noun US /ˈkʌpəlz/

plural of “couple” — a pair who associate with one another

From this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

homesteads noun US /ˈhoʊmstedz/

plural of “homestead” — the home and adjacent grounds occupied by a family

From this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

investment noun US /ˌɪnˈvestmənt/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.”

lender noun US /ˈlendər/

someone who lends money or gives credit in business matters

From this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

mortgage noun US /ˈmɔːrɡədʒ/

a conditional conveyance of property as security for the repayment of a loan

From this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

thrift noun US /θrɪft/

any of numerous sun-loving low-growing evergreens of the genus Armeria having round heads of pink or white flowers

From this reading “TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.”

tiller noun US /ˈtɪlər/

a shoot that sprouts from the base of a grass

From this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

Vermont noun US /vərˈmɑːnt/

a state in New England

From this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

fifteen miles noun + noun counted as “fifteen mile”

In this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

many years adjective + noun

In this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

Old Friend adjective + noun

In this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

at the end preposition + article + noun counted as “at … end”

In this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

by means preposition + noun

In this reading “The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.”

quite likely adverb + adjective

In this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

exceedingly hard adverb + adjective

In this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

bring up verb + adjective

summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

In this reading “Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

AprilnounUS /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

cannot

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From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

capacitynounUS /kəˈpæsəti/

capability to perform or produce

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

couplesnounUS /ˈkʌpəlz/

plural of “couple” — a pair who associate with one another

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

courageousadjectiveUS /kərˈeɪdʒəs/

possessing or displaying courage; able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

developmentnounUS /dɪˈveləpmənt/

act of improving by expanding or enlarging or refining

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

distantadjectiveUS /ˈdɪstənt/

separated in space or coming from or going to a distance

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

energeticadjectiveUS /ˌenərˈdʒetɪk/

possessing or exerting or displaying energy

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

equipmentnounUS /ɪˈkwɪpmənt/

an instrumentality needed for an undertaking or to perform a service

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

exceedinglyadverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

farmverbUS /fɑːrm/

be a farmer; work as a farmer

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

FriendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

growthnounUS /ɡroʊθ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

HaynounUS /heɪ/

grass mowed and cured for use as fodder

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

homesteadsnounUS /ˈhoʊmstedz/

plural of “homestead” — the home and adjacent grounds occupied by a family

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

incomenounUS /ˈɪnkʌm/

the financial gain (earned or unearned) accruing over a given period of time

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

investmentnounUS /ˌɪnˈvestmənt/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

lendernounUS /ˈlendər/

someone who lends money or gives credit in business matters

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

limitedadjectiveUS /ˈlɪmətəd/

small in range or scope

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

LoadnounUS /loʊd/

weight to be borne or conveyed

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

matteredverbUS /ˈmætərd/

past form of “matter” — have weight; have import, carry weight

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

mortgagenounUS /ˈmɔːrɡədʒ/

a conditional conveyance of property as security for the repayment of a loan

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

necessarilyadverbUS /ˌnesəˈserəli/

in an essential manner

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

necessitiesnounUS /nəˈsesɪtiz/

plural of “necessity” — the condition of being essential or indispensable

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

paymentnounUS /ˈpeɪmənt/

a sum of money paid or a claim discharged

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

produceverbUS /prəˈduːs/

bring forth or yield

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

profitnounUS /ˈprɑːfət/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

provisionnounUS /prəˈvɪʒən/

a stipulated condition

From this reading It mattered not what the family necessities might be, provision must always be made on the first day of April for the payment of the interest.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

requiresverbUS /riˈkwaɪərz/

third-person singular of “require” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

RURALadjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

schoolsnounUS /skuːlz/

plural of “school” — an educational institution

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

seasonnounUS /ˈsiːzən/

a period of the year marked by special events or activities in some field

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

secureverbUS /sɪˈkjʊr/

get by special effort

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

shownverbUS /ʃoʊn/

inflected form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

sourcenounUS /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

subsisted

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From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

TALESnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

THRIFTnounUS /θrɪft/

any of numerous sun-loving low-growing evergreens of the genus Armeria having round heads of pink or white flowers

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

tillernounUS /ˈtɪlər/

a shoot that sprouts from the base of a grass

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

VermontnounUS /vərˈmɑːnt/

a state in New England

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading TALES OF RURAL THRIFT There are probably few better schools for the development of thrift than the small New England farm, which although necessarily limited in its capacity to produce an income, still requires a considerable investment in necessary equipment.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

workingadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/

actively engaged in paid work

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Those courageous, hard working couples who bring up a family upon one of these small homesteads, find it exceedingly hard to make ends meet and may quite likely often find themselves at the end of the year in the state of mind shown by the humble tiller of a Vermont farm who when asked what kind of a season he had had, replied:

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading The Old Friend and the Load of Hay For many years a family had subsisted upon a small farm which was a source of profit chiefly to a money lender some fifteen miles distant and made secure by means of a very energetic mortgage.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading “I cannot say that we have made any money this year, but we have got considerable growth on the young ones.”

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