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New England Joke Lore

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.
It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.
In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.
Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.
However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.
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New England Joke Lore

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of New England Joke Lore is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.
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It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.
/ɪt wʊd siːm tuː biː ˈemənəntli ˈfɪtɪŋ tuː ɡruːp ðə ɪˈvents ˈkrɑːnɪkəld bɪˈloʊ ɪn ðə ˈθɜːr.tiːnθ ˈtʃæptər ʌv ðɪs ˈhɪstəri/
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In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.
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Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.
/ˌɪnˈdiːd ðer ɑːr ˈmeni huː naʊ ˈlʊkɪŋ bæk tuː ˈɜːrliər deɪz kæn wɪð rɪˈliːf əˈfekʃənətli ˈriːkɔːl ˈveriəs ˌoʊldˈtaɪmərz huː hæv pæst ɑːn tuː əˈnʌðər eɡˈzɪstəns ənd ðʌs bɪn ˈmɜːrsɪfəliː sperd ðə ˈdesələt deɪz wɪtʃ naʊ ˈfɑːloʊ iːtʃ ˈʌðər ɪn ˈhoʊpləs səkˈseʃən/
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However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.
/ˌhaʊˈevər ðer ɪz sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ æz ˈkæriɪŋ ˈpeɪθɑːs tuː fɑːr/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chronicled verb US /ˈkrɑːnɪkəld/

past form of “chronicle” — record in chronological order; make a historical record

From this reading “It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.”

happenings noun US /ˈhæpənɪŋz/

plural of “happening” — an event that happens

From this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

incredulity noun US /ˌɪnkrəˈduːlɪti/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

mercifully adverb US /ˈmɜːrsɪfəliː/

in a compassionate manner

From this reading “Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.”

old-timers noun US /ˌoʊldˈtaɪmərz/

plural of “old-timer” — an experienced person who has been through many battles; someone who has given long service

From this reading “Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.”

patriots noun US /ˈpeɪtriəts/

plural of “patriot” — one who loves and defends his or her country

From this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

prohibition noun US /ˌproʊəˈbɪʃən/

a law forbidding the sale of alcoholic beverages

From this reading “SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.”

Thirteenth adjective US /ˈθɜːr.tiːnθ/

Constituting number thirteen in a sequence.

From this reading “It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

former generation adjective + noun

In this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

SAD TALES adjective + noun counted as “sad tale”

In this reading “SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.”

present day verb + noun

In this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

passed on verb + particle counted as “pass on”

place into the hands or custody of

In this reading “Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.”

echoes of verb + particle counted as “echo of”

In this reading “In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

affectionatelyadverbUS /əˈfekʃənətli/

with affection

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

belowprepositionUS /bɪˈloʊ/

at or to a lower level than something

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

carryingverbUS /ˈkæriɪŋ/

-ing form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

ChapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

chronicledverbUS /ˈkrɑːnɪkəld/

past form of “chronicle” — record in chronological order; make a historical record

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

DAYSnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.

desolateadjectiveUS /ˈdesələt/

providing no shelter or sustenance

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

earlieradverbUS /ˈɜːrliər/

earlier in time; previously

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

earsnounUS /ɪrz/

plural of “ear” — the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

echoesnounUS /ˈekoʊz/

plural of “echo” — the repetition of a sound resulting from reflection of the sound waves

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

eminentlyadverbUS /ˈemənəntli/

in an eminent manner

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

eranounUS /ˈerə/

a period marked by distinctive character or reckoned from a fixed point or event

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

eventsnounUS /ɪˈvents/

plural of “event” — something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

fillingnounUS /ˈfɪlɪŋ/

any material that fills a space or container

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

fittingadjectiveUS /ˈfɪtɪŋ/

in harmony with the spirit of particular persons or occasion

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

followverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

generationnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən/

all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

groupnounUS /ɡruːp/

any number of entities (members) considered as a unit

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

happeningsnounUS /ˈhæpənɪŋz/

plural of “happening” — an event that happens

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

HistorynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

hopelessadjectiveUS /ˈhoʊpləs/

without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

imagineverbUS /ˌɪˈmædʒən/

form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

incredulitynounUS /ˌɪnkrəˈduːlɪti/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

lamentationnoun

a cry of sorrow and grief

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

mercifullyadverbUS /ˈmɜːrsɪfəliː/

in a compassionate manner

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.

old-timersnounUS /ˌoʊldˈtaɪmərz/

plural of “old-timer” — an experienced person who has been through many battles; someone who has given long service

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

otherwiseadverbUS /ˈʌðərwaɪz/

in other respects or ways

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

pathosnounUS /ˈpeɪθɑːs/

a quality that arouses emotions (especially pity or sorrow)

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

patriotsnounUS /ˈpeɪtriəts/

plural of “patriot” — one who loves and defends his or her country

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

possibilitiesnounUS /ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiz/

plural of “possibility” — a future prospect or potential

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

PRE-PROHIBITION

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From this reading SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

prohibitionnounUS /ˌproʊəˈbɪʃən/

a law forbidding the sale of alcoholic beverages

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

ragenounUS /reɪdʒ/

a feeling of intense anger

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

recallverbUS /ˈriːkɔːl/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

reliefnounUS /rɪˈliːf/

the feeling that comes when something burdensome is removed or reduced

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

SADadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

sparedverbUS /sperd/

past form of “spare” — refrain from harming

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

successionnounUS /səkˈseʃən/

a following of one thing after another in time

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

TALESnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading SAD TALES OF PRE-PROHIBITION DAYS.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

ThirteenthadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːr.tiːnθ/

Constituting number thirteen in a sequence.

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading However, there is such a thing as carrying pathos too far.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Indeed, there are many who now, looking back to earlier days, can with relief affectionately recall various old-timers who have passed on to another existence, and thus been mercifully spared the desolate days which now follow each other in hopeless succession.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

worthyadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːr.ði/

Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in character or magic.

From this reading In the light of present day happenings and with the echoes of rage, despair and lamentation filling our ears, it would be hard to imagine the incredulity with which many worthy, and otherwise, patriots of a former generation would have regarded the possibilities of the present prohibition era.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would seem to be eminently fitting to group the events chronicled below in the Thirteenth Chapter of this History.

Chapter 13 of New England Joke Lore by Arthur G. (Arthur George) Crandall holds 148 sentences, grouped into 30 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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England
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Yankee
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Cheer
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Lonely
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