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No Charge for Alterations

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of No Charge for Alterations is here in full — 749 sentences across 150 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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[Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?
Spoiled!
The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.
They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.
Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

No Charge for Alterations

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of No Charge for Alterations is here in full — 749 sentences across 150 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/149 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
[Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?
Line 2
Spoiled!
/spɔɪld/
Line 3
The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.
Line 4
They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.
/ðeɪ wɑːnt tuː sɪŋ ɪn ˈnaɪtklʌbz ənd hʊk ʌp wɪð sʌm ˌmɪljəˈner ənd wer ˈbjuːtəfəl kloʊðz/
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Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.
/ˈhaʊswɜːrk ɪz ˈsʌmθɪŋ fɔːr ˈɡædʒəts tuː teɪk ker ʌv wɪð meɪdz tuː rʌn ðə ˈɡædʒəts/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

gadgets noun US /ˈɡædʒəts/

plural of “gadget” — a device or control that is very useful for a particular job

From this reading “Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.”

hook verb US /hʊk/

fasten with a hook

From this reading “They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.”

Housework noun US /ˈhaʊswɜːrk/

the work of cleaning and running a house

From this reading “Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.”

kit noun US /kɪt/

a case for containing a set of articles

From this reading “The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.”

maids noun US /meɪdz/

plural of “maid” — a female domestic

From this reading “Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.”

millionaire noun US /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading “They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.”

nightclubs noun US /ˈnaɪtklʌbz/

plural of “nightclub” — a spot that is open late at night and that provides entertainment (as singers or dancers) as well as dancing and food and drink

From this reading “They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.”

Spoiled adjective US /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading “Spoiled!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

take care verb + noun

be careful, prudent, or watchful

In this reading “Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.”

beautiful clothes adjective + noun

In this reading “They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.”

All words in this reading · 39

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

gadgetsnounUS /ˈɡædʒəts/

plural of “gadget” — a device or control that is very useful for a particular job

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

hookverbUS /hʊk/

fasten with a hook

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

HouseworknounUS /ˈhaʊswɜːrk/

the work of cleaning and running a house

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

kaboodle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

kitnounUS /kɪt/

a case for containing a set of articles

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

maidsnounUS /meɪdz/

plural of “maid” — a female domestic

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

millionairenounUS /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

nightclubsnounUS /ˈnaɪtklʌbz/

plural of “nightclub” — a spot that is open late at night and that provides entertainment (as singers or dancers) as well as dancing and food and drink

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

Sidenote

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

SpoiledadjectiveUS /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading Spoiled!

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Housework is something for gadgets to take care of, with maids to run the gadgets.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

Wanta

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading They want to sing in nightclubs and hook up with some millionaire and wear beautiful clothes.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading The whole kit and kaboodle of 'em.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading [Sidenote: _"Wanta know what's wrong with women these days?

Chapter 1 of No Charge for Alterations by H. L. (Horace Leonard) Gold holds 749 sentences, grouped into 150 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 749 sentences of No Charge for Alterations, unabridged, divided into 150 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in No Charge for Alterations

Words and structures a reader meets early in No Charge for Alterations, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Sidenote
A word that appears in the opening chapter of No Charge for Alterations; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Wanta
A word that appears in the opening chapter of No Charge for Alterations; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
What's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of No Charge for Alterations; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Wrong
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