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Chapter I

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If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?
Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.
It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.
I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.
Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

No Substitutions

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of No Substitutions is here in full — 509 sentences across 102 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/101 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?
/ɪf ɪt wɑːz ˈhæpənɪŋ tuː hɪm ɔːl raɪt hiː kʊd teɪk ðæt bʌt wʌt ɪf hiː wɑːz ˈhæpənɪŋ tuː ɪt/
Line 2
Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.
/ˈpʌtɪŋ ˈpiːpəl ˈpeɪnləsli tuː sliːp ɪz ˈrɪli ə dɪˈpresɪŋ dʒɑːb/
Line 3
It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.
/ɪt kiːps miː əˈweɪk æt naɪt ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ʌv ɔːl ðoʊz ˈbɑːdiz aɪ hæv sent tuː ðə vɔːlts ənd ɪt ˌɪntərˈfɪrz tuː ə mɑːrkt ɪkˈstent wɪð maɪ daɪˈdʒestʃən/
Line 4
I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.
Line 5
Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.”

Councilman noun US /ˈkaʊnsəlmən/

a man who is a council member

From this reading “I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.”

depressing adjective US /dɪˈpresɪŋ/

causing sad feelings of gloom and inadequacy

From this reading “Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.”

digestion noun US /daɪˈdʒestʃən/

the process of decomposing organic matter (as in sewage) by bacteria or by chemical action or heat

From this reading “It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.”

happening noun US /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading “If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?”

interferes verb US /ˌɪntərˈfɪrz/

third-person singular of “interfere” — come between so as to be hindrance or obstacle

From this reading “It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.”

painlessly adverb US /ˈpeɪnləsli/

without pain

From this reading “Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.”

vaults noun US /vɔːlts/

plural of “vault” — a burial chamber (usually underground)

From this reading “It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at night preposition + noun

In this reading “It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.”

in the morning preposition + article + noun counted as “in … morning”

In this reading “Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.”

came in verb + particle counted as “come in”

to come or go into

In this reading “Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

awakeadjectiveUS /əˈweɪk/

not in a state of sleep; completely conscious

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

bodiesnounUS /ˈbɑːdiz/

plural of “body” — the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

Coleman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

CouncilmannounUS /ˈkaʊnsəlmən/

a man who is a council member

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

depressingadjectiveUS /dɪˈpresɪŋ/

causing sad feelings of gloom and inadequacy

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

digestionnounUS /daɪˈdʒestʃən/

the process of decomposing organic matter (as in sewage) by bacteria or by chemical action or heat

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

happeningnounUS /ˈhæpənɪŋ/

an event that happens

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

interferesverbUS /ˌɪntərˈfɪrz/

third-person singular of “interfere” — come between so as to be hindrance or obstacle

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

painlesslyadverbUS /ˈpeɪnləsli/

without pain

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

PuttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading Coleman came in the morning before I was really ready to face the day.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading Putting people painlessly to sleep is really a depressing job.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

vaultsnounUS /vɔːlts/

plural of “vault” — a burial chamber (usually underground)

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading If it was happening to him, all right, he could take that ... but what if he was happening to it?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It keeps me awake at night thinking of all those bodies I have sent to the vaults, and it interferes to a marked extent with my digestion.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading I thought before Councilman Coleman came to see me that there wasn't much that could bother me worse.

Chapter 1 of No Substitutions by Jim Harmon holds 509 sentences, grouped into 102 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Happening
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Right
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Putting
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People
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