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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Hannah Understood Come In Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself Henceforth you are no father of mine.
I will get another.”
Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery No,” he said, it is a cow Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.
The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.
They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Hannah UnderstoodCome InHugo the Hopeless had hanged himselfHenceforth you are no father of mine.
Line 2
I will get another.”
/aɪ wɪl ɡet əˈnʌðər/
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Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the liveryNo,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to workThe author of this book offers it to the public without apology.
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The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.
/ðə riˈvjuːərz ʌv hɪz ˈpriːviəs wɜːrk ʌv ðɪs ˈkerɪktər hæv prəˈzuːmd ɑːn ˌɪnˈdʌktɪv ɡraʊndz ðæt hiː mʌst biː ə jʌŋ mæn frʌm ðə moʊst ˈwestərli pɑːrt ʌv ðə ˈwestərn steɪts tuː huːm ˈmeni θɪŋz maɪt biː ˈpɑːrdənd æz duː tuː ðə ɪɡˈzuːbərənt ˈænəməl ˈspɪrɪts ʌv juːθ/
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They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.
/ðeɪ wɜːr ɡʊd ɪˈnʌf tuː ɪkˈspres ðə θɔːt ðæt wen ðə ˈɔːθər ɡruː ʌp ənd bɪˈkeɪm ˈedʒəkeɪtɪd ðer maɪt biː hoʊp fɔːr hɪz ˈɪntəlekt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Blowhard noun US /ˈbloʊhɑːrd/

a very boastful and talkative person

From this reading “Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.”

buttermilk noun US /ˈbʌtərmɪlk/

residue from making butter from sour raw milk; or pasteurized milk curdled by adding a culture

From this reading “Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.”

exuberant adjective US /ɪɡˈzuːbərənt/

joyously unrestrained

From this reading “The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.”

Hugo noun US /ˈhjuːɡoʊ/

French poet and novelist and dramatist; leader of the romantic movement in France (1802-1885)

From this reading “Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.”

inductive adjective US /ˌɪnˈdʌktɪv/

arising from inductance

From this reading “The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.”

pardoned verb US /ˈpɑːrdənd/

past form of “pardon” — accept an excuse for

From this reading “The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.”

reviewers noun US /riˈvjuːərz/

plural of “reviewer” — someone who reads manuscripts and judges their suitability for publication

From this reading “The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.”

westerly adverb US /ˈwestərli/

toward the west

From this reading “The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.”

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I will get another.”

apologynounUS /əˈpɑːlədʒiː/

an expression of regret at having caused trouble for someone

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

BlowhardnounUS /ˈbloʊhɑːrd/

a very boastful and talkative person

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

buttermilknounUS /ˈbʌtərmɪlk/

residue from making butter from sour raw milk; or pasteurized milk curdled by adding a culture

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

cownounUS /kaʊ/

female of domestic cattle: "“moo-cow” is a child's term"

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

educatedadjectiveUS /ˈedʒəkeɪtɪd/

possessing an education (especially having more than average knowledge)

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

expressverbUS /ɪkˈspres/

give expression to

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

exuberantadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzuːbərənt/

joyously unrestrained

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

footmannounUS /ˈfʊtmən/

a man employed as a servant in a large establishment (as a palace) to run errands and do chores

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I will get another.”

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

grewverbUS /ɡruː/

inflected form of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

groundsnounUS /ɡraʊndz/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

hangedverbUS /hæŋd/

past form of “hang” — be suspended or hanging

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

Hannah

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From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

HenceforthadverbUS /ˈhenˈsfɔːrθ/

from this time forth; from now on

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

Hezekiahnoun

(Old Testament) king of Judah who abolished idolatry (715-687 BC)

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

HopelessadjectiveUS /ˈhoʊpləs/

without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

HugonounUS /ˈhjuːɡoʊ/

French poet and novelist and dramatist; leader of the romantic movement in France (1802-1885)

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will get another.”

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

inductiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdʌktɪv/

arising from inductance

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

intellectnounUS /ˈɪntəlekt/

knowledge and intellectual ability

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

liverynounUS /ˈlɪvəri/

uniform worn by some menservants and chauffeurs

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

offersnounUS /ˈɔːfərz/

plural of “offer” — the verbal act of offering

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

pardonedverbUS /ˈpɑːrdənd/

past form of “pardon” — accept an excuse for

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

presumedverbUS /prəˈzuːmd/

past form of “presume” — take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

previousadjectiveUS /ˈpriːviəs/

just preceding something else in time or order

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

reviewersnounUS /riˈvjuːərz/

plural of “reviewer” — someone who reads manuscripts and judges their suitability for publication

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

UnderstoodadjectiveUS /ˌʌndərˈstʊd/

fully apprehended as to purport or meaning or explanation

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

WelcomeverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

westerlyadverbUS /ˈwestərli/

toward the west

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

WesternadjectiveUS /ˈwestərn/

relating to or characteristic of the western parts of the world or the West as opposed to the eastern or oriental parts

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will get another.”

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Hezekiah shot the footman twice through the livery “No,” he said, “it is a cow” “Welcome on board, Mr. Blowhard” “No, I’ll take no buttermilk, I must keep a clear head to work” The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Hannah Understood “Come In” Hugo the Hopeless had hanged himself “Henceforth you are no father of mine.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.

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Hannah
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Understood
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