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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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You have come,” said the Great Detective, about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”
Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.
So!
A further complication!
Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 23/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 111–115

Line 1
You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”
Line 2
Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.
Line 3
So!
/soʊ/
Line 4
A further complication!
/ə ˈfɜːrðər ˌkɑːmpləˈkeɪʃən/
Line 5
Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!
/fɑːr frʌm ˈbiːɪŋ ɪn lʌv wɪð ðə prɪns ðə ˈkaʊntəs dɪˈnaʊnst ðə jʌŋ ˈbɜːrbən æz ə pʌp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bourbon noun US /ˈbɜːrbən/

a reactionary politician in the United States (usually from the South)

From this reading “Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!”

complication noun US /ˌkɑːmpləˈkeɪʃən/

the act or process of complicating

From this reading “A further complication!”

Countess noun US /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading ““Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.”

denounced verb US /dɪˈnaʊnst/

past form of “denounce” — speak out against

From this reading “Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!”

Detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading ““You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.””

disgust verb US /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading ““Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.”

pup noun US /pʌp/

young of any of various canines such as a dog or wolf

From this reading ““Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.”

Wretched adjective US /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading ““Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A further complication!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

BourbonnounUS /ˈbɜːrbən/

a reactionary politician in the United States (usually from the South)

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

complicationnounUS /ˌkɑːmpləˈkeɪʃən/

the act or process of complicating

From this reading A further complication!

CountessnounUS /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

Dashleigh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

denouncedverbUS /dɪˈnaʊnst/

past form of “denounce” — speak out against

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

DetectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

disgustverbUS /dɪsˈɡʌst/

fill with distaste

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

FaradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading A further complication!

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

PrincenounUS /prɪns/

a male member of a royal family other than the sovereign (especially the son of a sovereign)

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

pupnounUS /pʌp/

young of any of various canines such as a dog or wolf

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

WretchedadjectiveUS /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading “Wretched little pup!” said the Countess of Dashleigh in disgust.

Wurttemberg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You have come,” said the Great Detective, “about the Prince of Wurttemberg.”

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Far from being in love with the Prince, the Countess denounced the young Bourbon as a pup!

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 398 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hannah
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Understood
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Hopeless
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Hanged
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