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Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He began the search.
For four days he visited every corner of London.
He entered every saloon in the city.
In each of them he drank a glass of rum.
In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 30/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 146–150

Line 1
He began the search.
/hiː bɪˈɡæn ðə sɜːrtʃ/
Line 2
For four days he visited every corner of London.
/fɔːr fɔːr deɪz hiː ˈvɪzɪtɪd ˈevəri ˈkɔːrnər ʌv ˈlʌndən/
Line 3
He entered every saloon in the city.
/hiː ˈentərd ˈevəri səˈluːn ɪn ðə ˈsɪti/
Line 4
In each of them he drank a glass of rum.
/ɪn iːtʃ ʌv ðem hiː dræŋk ə ɡlæs ʌv rʌm/
Line 5
In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.
/ɪn sʌm ʌv ðem hiː əˈsuːmd ðə dɪsˈɡaɪz ʌv ə ˈseɪlər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assumed adjective US /əˈsuːmd/

adopted in order to deceive

From this reading “In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.”

disguise noun US /dɪsˈɡaɪz/

A means of altering one's appearance to conceal one's identity.

From this reading “In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.”

drank verb US /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading “In each of them he drank a glass of rum.”

rum noun US /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading “In each of them he drank a glass of rum.”

sailor noun US /ˈseɪlər/

any member of a ship's crew

From this reading “In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.”

saloon noun US /səˈluːn/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading “He entered every saloon in the city.”

search verb US /sɜːrtʃ/

try to locate or discover, or try to establish the existence of

From this reading “He began the search.”

visited verb US /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading “For four days he visited every corner of London.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

assumedadjectiveUS /əˈsuːmd/

adopted in order to deceive

From this reading In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading He began the search.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading He entered every saloon in the city.

cornernounUS /ˈkɔːrnər/

a place off to the side of an area

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

disguisenounUS /dɪsˈɡaɪz/

A means of altering one's appearance to conceal one's identity.

From this reading In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.

drankverbUS /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading He entered every saloon in the city.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He began the search.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He entered every saloon in the city.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

rumnounUS /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

sailornounUS /ˈseɪlər/

any member of a ship's crew

From this reading In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.

saloonnounUS /səˈluːn/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading He entered every saloon in the city.

searchverbUS /sɜːrtʃ/

try to locate or discover, or try to establish the existence of

From this reading He began the search.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading In some of them he assumed the disguise of a sailor.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He began the search.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading In each of them he drank a glass of rum.

visitedverbUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading For four days he visited every corner of London.

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels contain?

Chapter 1 holds 398 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 398 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 80 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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How long does Nonsense Novels take to read?

About 201 minutes of reading across 483 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hannah
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Understood
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Hopeless
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Hanged
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