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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legsall was there.
In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.
THE PRINCE WAS A DOG!!!!
Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.
He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 37/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 181–185

Line 1
The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legsall was there.
Line 2
In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.
/ɪn ə ˈfrækʃən ʌv ə ˈsekənd ðə ˈlaɪtnɪŋ maɪnd ʌv ðə ɡreɪt dɪˈtektɪv hæd ˈpenətreɪtɪd ðə hoʊl ˈmɪstəri/
Line 3
THE PRINCE WAS A DOG!!!!
/ðə prɪns wɑːz ə dɔːɡ/
Line 4
Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.
Line 5
He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.
/hiː ˈsʌmənd ə ˈpæsɪŋ ˈhænsəm ənd ɪn ə fjuː ˈmoʊmənts wɑːz æt hɪz haʊs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.”

domino noun US /ˈdɑːmənoʊ/

United States rhythm and blues pianist and singer and composer (born in 1928)

From this reading “Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.”

fraction noun US /ˈfrækʃən/

a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading “In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.”

hansom noun US /ˈhænsəm/

a two-wheeled horse-drawn covered carriage with the driver's seat above and behind the passengers

From this reading “He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.”

hind noun US /haɪnd/

any of several mostly spotted fishes that resemble groupers

From this reading “The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.”

lightning noun US /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading “In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.”

penetrated verb US /ˈpenətreɪtɪd/

past form of “penetrate” — pass into or through, often by overcoming resistance

From this reading “In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.”

summoned verb US /ˈsʌmənd/

past form of “summon” — call in an official matter, such as to attend court

From this reading “He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

broadadjectiveUS /brɔːd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

DetectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

DOGnounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading THE PRINCE WAS A DOG!!!!

dominonounUS /ˈdɑːmənoʊ/

United States rhythm and blues pianist and singer and composer (born in 1928)

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

earsnounUS /ɪrz/

plural of “ear” — the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

fractionnounUS /ˈfrækʃən/

a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

hansomnounUS /ˈhænsəm/

a two-wheeled horse-drawn covered carriage with the driver's seat above and behind the passengers

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

HastilyadverbUS /ˈheɪstəli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

hindnounUS /haɪnd/

any of several mostly spotted fishes that resemble groupers

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

housemaid's

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From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

lightningnounUS /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

penetratedverbUS /ˈpenətreɪtɪd/

past form of “penetrate” — pass into or through, often by overcoming resistance

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

PRINCEnounUS /prɪns/

a male member of a royal family other than the sovereign (especially the son of a sovereign)

From this reading THE PRINCE WAS A DOG!!!!

rushedadjectiveUS /rʌʃt/

done under pressure

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

summonedverbUS /ˈsʌmənd/

past form of “summon” — call in an official matter, such as to attend court

From this reading He summoned a passing hansom, and in a few moments was at his house.

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

throwingverbUS /ˈθroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Hastily throwing a domino over his housemaid’s dress, he rushed to the street.

unclippedadjective

not clipped

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The long body, the broad ears, the unclipped tail, the short hind legs—all was there.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading In a fraction of a second the lightning mind of the Great Detective had penetrated the whole mystery.

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 398 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

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Hannah
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Understood
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