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Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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His face was absolutely impenetrable.
A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.
The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.
There was a rap at the door.
The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, Come in.”
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 4/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 16–20

Line 1
His face was absolutely impenetrable.
/hɪz feɪs wɑːz ˌæbsəˈluːtli ˌɪmˈpenətrəbəl/
Line 2
A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.
Line 3
The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.
Line 4
There was a rap at the door.
/ðer wɑːz ə ræp æt ðə dɔːr/
Line 5
The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”
/ðə ɡreɪt dɪˈtektɪv ˈhɜːridli ræpt hɪmˈself ɪn ə pɪŋk ˈdɑːmənoʊ əˈdʒʌstɪd ə per ʌv fɔːls blæk ˈwɪskərz ənd kraɪd kʌm ɪn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adjusted adjective US /əˈdʒʌstɪd/

altered to accommodate to certain requirements or bring into a proper relation

From this reading “The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.””

Detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.”

domino noun US /ˈdɑːmənoʊ/

United States rhythm and blues pianist and singer and composer (born in 1928)

From this reading “The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.””

hurriedly adverb US /ˈhɜːridli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading “The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.””

impenetrable adjective US /ˌɪmˈpenətrəbəl/

not admitting of penetration or passage into or through

From this reading “His face was absolutely impenetrable.”

rap noun US /ræp/

a reproach for some lapse or misdeed

From this reading “There was a rap at the door.”

solved adjective US /sɑːlvd/

explained or answered

From this reading “The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.”

whiskers noun US /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.””

All words in this reading · 45

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading His face was absolutely impenetrable.

adjustedadjectiveUS /əˈdʒʌstɪd/

altered to accommodate to certain requirements or bring into a proper relation

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

cryptogram-shute

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

cryptograms

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

DetectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

dominonounUS /ˈdɑːmənoʊ/

United States rhythm and blues pianist and singer and composer (born in 1928)

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading There was a rap at the door.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading His face was absolutely impenetrable.

falseadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

hastilyadverbUS /ˈheɪstəli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His face was absolutely impenetrable.

hurriedlyadverbUS /ˈhɜːridli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

impenetrableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpenətrəbəl/

not admitting of penetration or passage into or through

From this reading His face was absolutely impenetrable.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

pilenounUS /paɪl/

a collection of objects laid on top of each other

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

pinknounUS /pɪŋk/

a light shade of red

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

rapnounUS /ræp/

a reproach for some lapse or misdeed

From this reading There was a rap at the door.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

solvedadjectiveUS /sɑːlvd/

explained or answered

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A pile of cryptograms lay on the desk.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was a rap at the door.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

torenounUS /tɔːr/

commonly the lowest molding at the base of a column

From this reading The Great Detective hastily tore them open one after the other, solved them, and threw them down the cryptogram-shute at his side.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His face was absolutely impenetrable.

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

wrappedadjectiveUS /ræpt/

covered with or as if with clothes or a wrap or cloak

From this reading The Great Detective hurriedly wrapped himself in a pink domino, adjusted a pair of false black whiskers and cried, “Come in.”

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 398 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hannah
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Understood
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Hopeless
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Hanged
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