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Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.
Great Heaven!”
The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.
Her face was wild.
Her tiara was in disorder.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 40/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 196–200

Line 1
Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.
/kæn juː ˈwʌndər ðæt æt ðæt ˈmoʊmənt ðə ɡreɪt dɪˈtektɪv wɑːz ˌɪntərˈʌptɪd baɪ ðə skriːm ʌv ə ˈwʊmən/
Line 2
Great Heaven!”
/ɡreɪt ˈhevən/
Line 3
The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.
Line 4
Her face was wild.
/hɜːr feɪs wɑːz waɪld/
Line 5
Her tiara was in disorder.
/hɜːr tiˈɑːrə wɑːz ɪn dɪˈsɔːrdər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Countess noun US /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading “The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.”

dashed adjective US /dæʃt/

having gaps or spaces

From this reading “The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.”

Detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.”

disorder noun US /dɪˈsɔːrdər/

a physical condition in which there is a disturbance of normal functioning

From this reading “Her tiara was in disorder.”

interrupted adjective US /ˌɪntərˈʌptɪd/

discontinued temporarily

From this reading “Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.”

scream verb US /skriːm/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.”

tiara noun US /tiˈɑːrə/

a jeweled headdress worn by women on formal occasions

From this reading “Her tiara was in disorder.”

wonder noun US /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

CountessnounUS /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.

dashedadjectiveUS /dæʃt/

having gaps or spaces

From this reading The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.

Dashleigh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.

DetectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

disordernounUS /dɪˈsɔːrdər/

a physical condition in which there is a disturbance of normal functioning

From this reading Her tiara was in disorder.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Her face was wild.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

HeavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “Great Heaven!”

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Her face was wild.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Her tiara was in disorder.

interruptedadjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈʌptɪd/

discontinued temporarily

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading The Countess of Dashleigh dashed into the room.

screamverbUS /skriːm/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

tiaranounUS /tiˈɑːrə/

a jeweled headdress worn by women on formal occasions

From this reading Her tiara was in disorder.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading Her face was wild.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Can you wonder that—” At that moment the Great Detective was interrupted by the scream of a woman.

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels contain?

Chapter 1 holds 398 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 398 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels?

Work through the 80 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Vocabulary met early in Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hannah
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Understood
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Hopeless
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Hanged
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