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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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No,” said Annerly, he did not.
He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”
Annerly again fell into silence.
Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.
The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 64/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 316–320

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No,” said Annerly, “he did not.
Line 2
He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”
/hiː roʊz nekst ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ˈfiːlɪŋ əˈbaʊt æz bɪˈfɔːr ɪkˈsept ðæt ðə sens ʌv ˈdraʊzinəs hæd əˈperəntli pæst ənd ðæt ðə saʊnd ʌv hɪz ˈbriːðɪŋ wɑːz noʊ ˈlɔːŋɡər ˈɑːdəbəl/
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Annerly again fell into silence.
Line 4
Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.
/ˈæŋkʃəs æz aɪ wɑːz tuː hiːr ðə rest ʌv hɪz əˈstaʊndɪŋ ˈnærətɪv aɪ dɪd nɑːt laɪk tuː pres hɪm wɪð ˈkwestʃənz/
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The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.
/ðə fækt ðæt ˈaʊər riˈleɪʃənz hæd ˈhɪðɜːrˈtuː bɪn ˈoʊnli ʌv ə ˈfɔːrməl ˈkerɪktər ənd ðæt ðɪs wɑːz ðə fɜːrst əˈkeɪʒən ɑːn wɪtʃ hiː hæd ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd miː tuː ˈvɪzɪt hɪm æt hɪz ruːmz prɪˈventɪd miː frʌm əˈsuːmɪŋ tuː ɡreɪt æn ˈɪntəməsi/

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assuming adjective US /əˈsuːmɪŋ/

excessively forward

From this reading “The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.”

astounding adjective US /əˈstaʊndɪŋ/

bewildering or striking dumb with wonder

From this reading “Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.”

audible adjective US /ˈɑːdəbəl/

heard or perceptible by the ear

From this reading “He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.””

drowsiness noun US /ˈdraʊzinəs/

a very sleepy state

From this reading “He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.””

formal adjective US /ˈfɔːrməl/

being in accord with established forms and conventions and requirements (as e.g. of formal dress)

From this reading “The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.”

intimacy noun US /ˈɪntəməsi/

close or warm friendship

From this reading “The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.”

narrative noun US /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.”

prevented verb US /prɪˈventɪd/

past form of “prevent” — keep from happening or arising; make impossible

From this reading “The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Annerly again fell into silence.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

Annerly

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From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

AnxiousadjectiveUS /ˈæŋkʃəs/

eagerly desirous

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

assumingadjectiveUS /əˈsuːmɪŋ/

excessively forward

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

astoundingadjectiveUS /əˈstaʊndɪŋ/

bewildering or striking dumb with wonder

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

audibleadjectiveUS /ˈɑːdəbəl/

heard or perceptible by the ear

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

breathingnounUS /ˈbriːðɪŋ/

the bodily process of inhalation and exhalation; the process of taking in oxygen from inhaled air and releasing carbon dioxide by exhalation

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

drowsinessnounUS /ˈdraʊzinəs/

a very sleepy state

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading Annerly again fell into silence.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

formaladjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrməl/

being in accord with established forms and conventions and requirements (as e.g. of formal dress)

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

hithertoadverbUS /ˈhɪðɜːrˈtuː/

used in negative statement to describe a situation that has existed up to this point or up to the present time

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

intimacynounUS /ˈɪntəməsi/

close or warm friendship

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Annerly again fell into silence.

invitedverbUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd/

past form of “invite” — increase the likelihood of

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

narrativenounUS /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

pressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

preventedverbUS /prɪˈventɪd/

past form of “prevent” — keep from happening or arising; make impossible

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

relationsnounUS /riˈleɪʃənz/

mutual dealings or connections or communications among persons or groups

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

roomsnounUS /ruːmz/

apartment consisting of a series of connected rooms used as a living unit (as in a hotel)

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “No,” said Annerly, “he did not.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading Annerly again fell into silence.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He rose next morning feeling about as before except that the sense of drowsiness had apparently passed, and that the sound of his breathing was no longer audible.”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The fact that our relations had hitherto been only of a formal character, and that this was the first occasion on which he had invited me to visit him at his rooms, prevented me from assuming too great an intimacy.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Anxious as I was to hear the rest of his astounding narrative, I did not like to press him with questions.

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