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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”
However,” he continued, the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”
Impossible!”
I gasped; duly married, both of them?”
Yes,” said Annerly, both at the same time.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 67/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 331–335

Line 1
Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”
Line 2
However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”
/ˌhaʊˈevər hiː kənˈtɪnjuːd ðə eˈsenʃəl fækt ɪz ðɪs ɑːn ðə deɪ əˈpɔɪntɪd fɔːr ðə ˈwedɪŋ kjuː ənd mɪs em wɜːr ˈduːli ˈmerid/
Line 3
Impossible!”
/ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/
Line 4
I gasped; “duly married, both of them?”
/aɪ ɡæspt ˈduːli ˈmerid boʊθ ʌv ðem/
Line 5
Yes,” said Annerly, “both at the same time.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accuracy noun US /ˈækjərəsi/

the quality of being near to the true value

From this reading ““Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.””

appointed adjective US /əˈpɔɪntɪd/

subject to appointment

From this reading ““However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.””

duly adverb US /ˈduːli/

in accordance with what is appropriate or suitable for the circumstances

From this reading ““However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.””

essential adjective US /eˈsenʃəl/

absolutely necessary; vitally necessary

From this reading ““However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.””

gasped verb US /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading “I gasped; “duly married, both of them?””

justified adjective US /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪd/

having words so spaced that lines have straight even margins

From this reading ““Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.””

raising noun US /ˈreɪzɪŋ/

the event of something being raised upward

From this reading ““Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.””

wedding noun US /ˈwedɪŋ/

the social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed

From this reading ““However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.””

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accuracynounUS /ˈækjərəsi/

the quality of being near to the true value

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

Annerly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

appointedadjectiveUS /əˈpɔɪntɪd/

subject to appointment

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Yes,” said Annerly, “both at the same time.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading I gasped; “duly married, both of them?”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

dulyadverbUS /ˈduːli/

in accordance with what is appropriate or suitable for the circumstances

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

essentialadjectiveUS /eˈsenʃəl/

absolutely necessary; vitally necessary

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

gaspedverbUS /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading I gasped; “duly married, both of them?”

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

ImpossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading “Impossible!”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

justifiedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪd/

having words so spaced that lines have straight even margins

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I gasped; “duly married, both of them?”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

QnounUS /kjuː/

the 17th letter of the Roman alphabet

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

raisedadjectiveUS /reɪzd/

located or moved above the surround or above the normal position

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

raisingnounUS /ˈreɪzɪŋ/

the event of something being raised upward

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading “Yes,” said Annerly, “both at the same time.

smiledverbUS /smaɪld/

past form of “smile” — change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

smilingnounUS /ˈsmaɪlɪŋ/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I gasped; “duly married, both of them?”

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “Yes,” said Annerly, “both at the same time.

weddingnounUS /ˈwedɪŋ/

the social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “However,” he continued, “the essential fact is this: on the day appointed for the wedding, Q and Miss M were duly married.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes,” said Annerly, “both at the same time.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Your question is quite justified,” said Annerly, “though I think I can answer with perfect accuracy that he first smiled, then stopped smiling and raised his hat, and then stopped raising his hat and passed on.”

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