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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Exactly.”
And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”
His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.
And finally,” said the Great Detective, I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”
Those,” said the secretary, are the very conditions of the mystery.”
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 7/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 31–35

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Exactly.”
/ɪɡˈzæktli/
Line 2
And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”
/ənd ɪt ɪz kəˈnektɪd aɪ prɪˈzuːm wɪð ðə ˈhaɪəst ˌdɪpləˈmætɪk ˈkɑːnsəkwensəz soʊ ðæt ɪf wiː feɪl tuː sɑːlv ɪt ˈɪŋɡlənd wɪl biː æt wɔːr wɪð ðə hoʊl wɜːrld ɪn sɪkˈstiːn ˈmɪnəts/
Line 3
His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.
/hɪz ˈsekrəteri stɪl ˈkwɪvərɪŋ wɪð ɪkˈsaɪtmənt əˈɡen ˈænsərd jes/
Line 4
And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”
Line 5
Those,” said the secretary, “are the very conditions of the mystery.”
/ðoʊz sed ðə ˈsekrəteri ɑːr ðə ˈveri kənˈdɪʃənz ʌv ðə ˈmɪstəri/

Learner Dictionary

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Commons noun US /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading ““And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?””

consequences noun US /ˈkɑːnsəkwensəz/

plural of “consequence” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading ““And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?””

Detective noun US /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading ““And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?””

diplomatic adjective US /ˌdɪpləˈmætɪk/

relating to or characteristic of diplomacy

From this reading ““And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?””

presume verb US /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading ““And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?””

quivering noun US /ˈkwɪvərɪŋ/

a shaky motion

From this reading “His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.”

sixteen adjective US /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading ““And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?””

solve verb US /sɑːlv/

find the solution to (a problem or question) or understand the meaning of

From this reading ““And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?””

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againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Those,” said the secretary, “are the very conditions of the mystery.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

BanknounUS /bæŋk/

sloping land (especially the slope beside a body of water)

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

broadadjectiveUS /brɔːd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

cloak-room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

committedadjectiveUS /kəˈmɪtɪd/

bound or obligated, as under a pledge to a particular cause, action, or attitude

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

conditionsnounUS /kənˈdɪʃənz/

the prevailing context that influences the performance or the outcome of a process

From this reading “Those,” said the secretary, “are the very conditions of the mystery.”

connectedadjectiveUS /kəˈnektɪd/

being joined in close association

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

consequencesnounUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwensəz/

plural of “consequence” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

daylightnounUS /ˈdeɪlaɪt/

the time after sunrise and before sunset while it is light outside

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

DetectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

diplomaticadjectiveUS /ˌdɪpləˈmætɪk/

relating to or characteristic of diplomacy

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

entrancenounUS /ˈentrəns/

something that provides access (to get in or get out)

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

ExactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading “Exactly.”

excitementnounUS /ɪkˈsaɪtmənt/

the feeling of lively and cheerful joy

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

failverbUS /feɪl/

fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

highestadjectiveUS /ˈhaɪəst/

superlative of “high” — greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading “Those,” said the secretary, “are the very conditions of the mystery.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

presumeverbUS /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

quiveringnounUS /ˈkwɪvərɪŋ/

a shaky motion

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

secretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

sixteenadjectiveUS /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

solveverbUS /sɑːlv/

find the solution to (a problem or question) or understand the meaning of

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading “Those,” said the secretary, “are the very conditions of the mystery.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “And finally,” said the Great Detective, “I presume that it was committed in broad daylight, in some such place as the entrance of the Bank of England, or in the cloak-room of the House of Commons, and under the very eyes of the police?”

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading “And it is connected, I presume, with the highest diplomatic consequences, so that if we fail to solve it England will be at war with the whole world in sixteen minutes?”

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading His secretary, still quivering with excitement, again answered yes.

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