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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?
I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”
Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.
As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.
Luckily,” I said, I am able to arrange that.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 73/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 361–365

Line 1
The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?
/ðə ˈoʊnli ˈkwestʃən ɪz duː juː ˈhæpən tuː hæv tuː ˈsɑːvrənz/
Line 2
I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”
/aɪ ˌmaɪˈself ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli hæv ˈnʌθɪŋ bʌt smɔːl tʃeɪndʒ əˈbaʊt miː/
Line 3
Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.
/hiːr wɑːz ə piːs ʌv rer ɡʊd ˈfɔːrtʃən ðə koʊˈɪnsɪdəns ʌv wɪtʃ siːmd tuː æd əˈnʌðər lɪŋk tuː ðə tʃeɪn ʌv ˈsɜːrkəmstæns/
Line 4
As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.
/æz ɪt ˈhæpənd aɪ hæd wɪð miː ðə sɪks ˈsɑːvrənz wɪtʃ aɪ hæd dʒʌst drɔːn æz maɪ wiːks peɪ/
Line 5
Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.
/ˈlʌkəli aɪ sed aɪ æm ˈeɪbəl tuː ərˈeɪndʒ ðæt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arrange verb US /ərˈeɪndʒ/

put into a proper or systematic order

From this reading ““Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.”

chain noun US /tʃeɪn/

a series of things depending on each other as if linked together

From this reading “Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.”

coincidence noun US /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading “Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.”

link verb US /lɪŋk/

make a logical or causal connection

From this reading “Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.”

Luckily adverb US /ˈlʌkəli/

by good fortune

From this reading ““Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.”

sovereigns noun US /ˈsɑːvrənz/

plural of “sovereign” — a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

From this reading “The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?”

unfortunately adverb US /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading “I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.””

week's noun US /wiːks/

possessive form of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

arrangeverbUS /ərˈeɪndʒ/

put into a proper or systematic order

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

chainnounUS /tʃeɪn/

a series of things depending on each other as if linked together

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

circumstancenounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstæns/

a condition that accompanies or influences some event or activity

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

coincidencenounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

drawnadjectiveUS /drɔːn/

showing the wearing effects of overwork or care or suffering

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

linkverbUS /lɪŋk/

make a logical or causal connection

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

LuckilyadverbUS /ˈlʌkəli/

by good fortune

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

rareadjectiveUS /rer/

not widely known; especially valued for its uncommonness

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

sovereignsnounUS /ˈsɑːvrənz/

plural of “sovereign” — a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Luckily,” I said, “I am able to arrange that.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

unfortunatelyadverbUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading I myself, unfortunately, have nothing but small change about me.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

week'snounUS /wiːks/

possessive form of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Here was a piece of rare good fortune, the coincidence of which seemed to add another link to the chain of circumstance.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading As it happened I had with me the six sovereigns which I had just drawn as my week’s pay.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The only question is, do you happen to have two sovereigns?

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