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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.
I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.
I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.
On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.
The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 76/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 376–380

Line 1
My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.
/maɪ ˈriːdərz meɪ wel ˌɪˈmædʒən maɪ steɪt ʌv ˈiːɡərnəs tuː noʊ ðə rɪˈzʌlt ʌv ðə ɪkˈsperəmənt/
Line 2
I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.
/aɪ kʊd ˈskersli sliːp fɔːr æŋˈzaɪəti tuː noʊ ðə ˈɪʃuː/
Line 3
I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.
/aɪ hæd ʌv kɔːrs ˈevəri feɪθ ɪn ðə kəmˈpliːtnəs ʌv ˈaʊər ˌprepərˈeɪʃənz bʌt wɑːz nɑːt wɪˈθaʊt mɪsˈɡɪvɪŋz ðæt ðə ɪkˈsperəmənt maɪt feɪl æz maɪ oʊn ˈmentəl ˈtemprəmənt ənd ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən maɪt nɑːt biː ʌv ðə prɪˈsaɪs kaɪnd ˈniːdəd fɔːr ðə səkˈses ʌv ðiːz ɪkˈsperəmənts/
Line 4
On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.
/ɑːn ðɪs skɔːr ˌhaʊˈevər aɪ niːd hæv hæd noʊ əˈlɑːrm/
Line 5
The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.
/ðə ɪˈvent ʃoʊd ðæt maɪ maɪnd wɑːz ə ˈmiːdiə ɔːr ɪf ðə wɜːrd ɪz ˈbetər ə trænˈsperənsi ʌv ðə ˈveri fɜːrst ˈɔːrdər fɔːr ˈsaɪkɪk wɜːrk ʌv ðɪs ˈkerɪktər/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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completeness noun US /kəmˈpliːtnəs/

the state of being complete and entire; having everything that is needed

From this reading “I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.”

experiments noun US /ɪkˈsperəmənts/

plural of “experiment” — the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading “I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.”

media noun US /ˈmiːdiə/

plural of “medium” — a means or instrumentality for storing or communicating information

From this reading “The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.”

misgivings noun US /mɪsˈɡɪvɪŋz/

plural of “misgiving” — uneasiness about the fitness of an action

From this reading “I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.”

precise adjective US /prɪˈsaɪs/

sharply exact or accurate or delimited

From this reading “I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.”

psychic adjective US /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading “The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.”

temperament noun US /ˈtemprəmənt/

your usual mood

From this reading “I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.”

transparency noun US /trænˈsperənsi/

permitting the free passage of electromagnetic radiation

From this reading “The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

alarmnounUS /əˈlɑːrm/

fear resulting from the awareness of danger

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

anxietynounUS /æŋˈzaɪəti/

(psychiatry) a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

completenessnounUS /kəmˈpliːtnəs/

the state of being complete and entire; having everything that is needed

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

dispositionnounUS /ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən/

your usual mood

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

eagernessnounUS /ˈiːɡərnəs/

a positive feeling of wanting to push ahead with something

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

experimentnounUS /ɪkˈsperəmənt/

the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

experimentsnounUS /ɪkˈsperəmənts/

plural of “experiment” — the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

failverbUS /feɪl/

fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

faithnounUS /feɪθ/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

imagineverbUS /ˌɪˈmædʒən/

form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

issueverbUS /ˈɪʃuː/

prepare and issue for public distribution or sale

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

medianounUS /ˈmiːdiə/

plural of “medium” — a means or instrumentality for storing or communicating information

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

misgivingsnounUS /mɪsˈɡɪvɪŋz/

plural of “misgiving” — uneasiness about the fitness of an action

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

neededadjectiveUS /ˈniːdəd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

preciseadjectiveUS /prɪˈsaɪs/

sharply exact or accurate or delimited

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

preparationsnounUS /ˌprepərˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “preparation” — the activity of putting or setting in order in advance of some act or purpose

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

psychicadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

scarcelyadverbUS /ˈskersli/

only a very short time before

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

scorenounUS /skɔːr/

a number or letter indicating quality (especially of a student's performance)

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

showedverbUS /ʃoʊd/

past form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading I could scarcely sleep for anxiety to know the issue.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

temperamentnounUS /ˈtemprəmənt/

your usual mood

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading On this score, however, I need have had no alarm.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

transparencynounUS /trænˈsperənsi/

permitting the free passage of electromagnetic radiation

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading My readers may well imagine my state of eagerness to know the result of the experiment.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading I had, of course, every faith in the completeness of our preparations, but was not without misgivings that the experiment might fail, as my own mental temperament and disposition might not be of the precise kind needed for the success of these experiments.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading The event showed that my mind was a media, or if the word is better, a transparency, of the very first order for psychic work of this character.

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