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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.
Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.
The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.
Our experiment succeeded completely.
The two coins had vanished in the morning.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.
/ðæt naɪt wiː pleɪst əˈɡen tuː ʌv maɪ ˈsɑːvrənz ɑːn ðə ˈteɪbəl ənd ərˈeɪndʒd ðə ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər wɪð ðə seɪm ˈskruːpjələs ker æz bɪˈfɔːr/
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Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.
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The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.
/ðə rɪˈzʌlt ʃoʊd ðæt ɪt hæd ˈɔːfərd dʒʌst sʌtʃ ə mɑːrk/
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Our experiment succeeded completely.
/ˈaʊər ɪkˈsperəmənt səkˈsiːdɪd kəmˈpliːtli/
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The two coins had vanished in the morning.
/ðə tuː kɔɪnz hæd ˈvænɪʃt ɪn ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

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astral adjective US /ˈæstrəl/

being or relating to or resembling or emanating from stars

From this reading “Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.”

coins noun US /kɔɪnz/

plural of “coin” — a flat metal piece (usually a disc) used as money

From this reading “The two coins had vanished in the morning.”

disturbance noun US /dɪˈstɜːrbəns/

activity that is a malfunction, intrusion, or interruption

From this reading “Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.”

fitness noun US /ˈfɪtnəs/

the quality of being suitable

From this reading “Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.”

poised adjective US /pɔɪzd/

marked by balance or equilibrium and readiness for action

From this reading “Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.”

psychic adjective US /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading “Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.”

scrupulous adjective US /ˈskruːpjələs/

having scruples; arising from a sense of right and wrong; principled

From this reading “That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.”

sovereigns noun US /ˈsɑːvrənz/

plural of “sovereign” — a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

From this reading “That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

astraladjectiveUS /ˈæstrəl/

being or relating to or resembling or emanating from stars

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

coinsnounUS /kɔɪnz/

plural of “coin” — a flat metal piece (usually a disc) used as money

From this reading The two coins had vanished in the morning.

completelyadverbUS /kəmˈpliːtli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Our experiment succeeded completely.

disturbancenounUS /dɪˈstɜːrbəns/

activity that is a malfunction, intrusion, or interruption

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

doubtfuladjectiveUS /ˈdaʊtfəl/

open to doubt or suspicion

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

endeavoured

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From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

experimentnounUS /ɪkˈsperəmənt/

the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading Our experiment succeeded completely.

fitnessnounUS /ˈfɪtnəs/

the quality of being suitable

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

furniturenounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

markverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading The two coins had vanished in the morning.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Our experiment succeeded completely.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

poisedadjectiveUS /pɔɪzd/

marked by balance or equilibrium and readiness for action

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

psychicadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪkɪk/

affecting or influenced by the human mind

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

readilyadverbUS /ˈredəli/

without much difficulty

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

scrupulousadjectiveUS /ˈskruːpjələs/

having scruples; arising from a sense of right and wrong; principled

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

showedverbUS /ʃoʊd/

past form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

sovereignsnounUS /ˈsɑːvrənz/

plural of “sovereign” — a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

StilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

succeededverbUS /səkˈsiːdɪd/

past form of “succeed” — attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading Our experiment succeeded completely.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The result showed that it had offered just such a mark.

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading The two coins had vanished in the morning.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading That night we placed again two of my sovereigns on the table, and arranged the furniture with the same scrupulous care as before.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Still somewhat doubtful of my own psychic fitness for the work in which I was engaged, I endeavoured to keep my mind so poised as to readily offer a mark for any astral disturbance that might be about.

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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