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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.
In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.
Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.
From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.
From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 24/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 116–120

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In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.
Line 2
In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.
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Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.
Line 4
From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.
/frʌm taɪm tuː taɪm lʌv ˈtoʊkənz pæst bɪˈtwiːn ðə ˈlʌvərz/
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From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Angular adjective US /ˈæŋɡjələr/

measured by an angle or by the rate of change of an angle

From this reading “In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.”

Gimlet noun US /ˈɡɪmlet/

a cocktail made of gin or vodka and lime juice

From this reading “Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.”

Margrave noun US /ˈmɑːrɡreɪv/

the military governor of a frontier province in medieval Germany

From this reading “In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.”

notch noun US /nɑːtʃ/

a V-shaped indentation

From this reading “From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.”

stepmother noun US /ˈstepmʌðər/

the wife of your father by a subsequent marriage

From this reading “In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.”

suitors noun US /ˈsuːtərz/

plural of “suitor” — a man who courts a woman

From this reading “In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.”

tokens noun US /ˈtoʊkənz/

plural of “token” — an individual instance of a type of symbol

From this reading “From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.”

undying adjective US /ənˈdaɪɪŋ/

never dying

From this reading “From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

Agatha

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

AngularadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡjələr/

measured by an angle or by the rate of change of an angle

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

Buggensberg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

chooseverbUS /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

commandedverbUS /kəˈmændɪd/

past form of “command” — be in command of

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

constancynounUS /ˈkɑːnstənsi/

the quality of being enduring and free from change or variation

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

GimletnounUS /ˈɡɪmlet/

a cocktail made of gin or vodka and lime juice

From this reading Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.

Guido

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

JerusalemnounUS /dʒərˈuːsələm/

capital and largest city of the modern state of Israel (although its status as capital is disputed)

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

loversnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

MargravenounUS /ˈmɑːrɡreɪv/

the military governor of a frontier province in medieval Germany

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

notchnounUS /nɑːtʃ/

a V-shaped indentation

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

remainedverbUS /rɪˈmeɪnd/

past form of “remain” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

signifyverbUS /ˈsɪɡnəfaɪ/

denote or connote

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

stepmothernounUS /ˈstepmʌðər/

the wife of your father by a subsequent marriage

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

suitorsnounUS /ˈsuːtərz/

plural of “suitor” — a man who courts a woman

From this reading In vain her father, the Margrave of Buggensberg, commanded her to choose the one or the other of the suitors.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

tokensnounUS /ˈtoʊkənz/

plural of “token” — an individual instance of a type of symbol

From this reading From time to time love tokens passed between the lovers.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.

undyingadjectiveUS /ənˈdaɪɪŋ/

never dying

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

unswervinglyadverb

in a constant and steadfast manner

From this reading Her heart remained unswervingly true to the Gimlet.

urgedverbUS /ɜːrdʒd/

past form of “urge” — force or impel in an indicated direction

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading In vain her stepmother, Agatha the Angular, urged her to marry.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading From Jerusalem Guido had sent to her a stick with a notch in it to signify his undying constancy.

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels contain?

Chapter 2 holds 403 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hannah
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Understood
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Hopeless
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nonsense Novels; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Hanged
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