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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.
Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.
Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.
The Countess of Nosh.”
Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 53/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 261–265

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Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.
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Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.
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Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.
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The Countess of Nosh.”
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Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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annum noun US /ˈænəm/

(Latin) year

From this reading “Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.”

coincidence noun US /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading “Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.”

Decimal noun US /ˈdesəməl/

a proper fraction whose denominator is a power of 10

From this reading “Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.”

Engineering noun US /ˈendʒəˈnɪrɪŋ/

the practical application of technical and scientific knowledge to commerce or industry

From this reading ““Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.”

items noun US /ˈaɪtəmz/

plural of “item” — a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading “Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.”

Mining noun US /ˈmaɪnɪŋ/

the act of extracting ores or coal etc from the earth

From this reading ““Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.”

pence noun US /pens/

plural of “penny” — a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading “Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.”

quickness noun US /ˈkwɪknəs/

skillful performance or ability without difficulty

From this reading “Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.”

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1

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

4

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From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

41

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

announcementnounUS /əˈnaʊnsmənt/

a formal public statement

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

annumnounUS /ˈænəm/

(Latin) year

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

ApplyverbUS /əˈplaɪ/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

apprehensionnounUS /ˌæprɪˈhenʃən/

fearful expectation or anticipation

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

Belgravia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

coincidencenounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

CountessnounUS /ˈkaʊntəs/

female equivalent of a count or earl

From this reading The Countess of Nosh.”

DecimalnounUS /ˈdesəməl/

a proper fraction whose denominator is a power of 10

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

desiredadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪərd/

wanted intensely

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

elevenadjectiveUS /ɪˈlevən/

being one more than ten

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

EngineeringnounUS /ˈendʒəˈnɪrɪŋ/

the practical application of technical and scientific knowledge to commerce or industry

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

extraordinaryadjectiveUS /ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri/

beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

FrenchnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

Gertrude

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

governessnounUS /ˈɡʌvərnəs/

a woman entrusted with the care and supervision of a child (especially in a private home)

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

half-past

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

halfpennynoun

an English coin worth half a penny

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

ItaliannounUS /ˌɪˈtæljən/

a native or inhabitant of Italy

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

itemsnounUS /ˈaɪtəmz/

plural of “item” — a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

knowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

listverbUS /lɪst/

give or make a list of; name individually; give the names of

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

MiningnounUS /ˈmaɪnɪŋ/

the act of extracting ores or coal etc from the earth

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

MusicnounUS /ˈmjuːzɪk/

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

Noshnoun

(Yiddish) a snack or light meal

From this reading The Countess of Nosh.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

pencenounUS /pens/

plural of “penny” — a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

perprepositionUS /pɜːr/

for each

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

ponderedverbUS /ˈpɑːndərd/

past form of “ponder” — reflect deeply on a subject

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

possessverbUS /pəˈzes/

have as an attribute, knowledge, or skill

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

quicknessnounUS /ˈkwɪknəs/

skillful performance or ability without difficulty

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

Roumanianadjective

of or relating to or characteristic of the country of Romania or its people or languages

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

RussiannounUS /ˈrʌʃən/

a native or inhabitant of Russia

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

SalarynounUS /ˈsæləri/

something that remunerates

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

shillingsnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading Salary £1, 4 shillings and 4 pence halfpenny per annum.

SixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

TerracenounUS /ˈterəs/

usually paved outdoor area adjoining a residence

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Countess of Nosh.”

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

twenty-fiveadjectiveUS /ˈtwentifaɪv/

being five more than twenty

From this reading Apply between half-past eleven and twenty-five minutes to twelve at No. 41 A Decimal Six, Belgravia Terrace.

WantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading “Wanted a governess; must possess a knowledge of French, Italian, Russian, and Roumanian, Music, and Mining Engineering.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Gertrude was a girl of great natural quickness of apprehension, and she had not pondered over this announcement more than half an hour before she was struck with the extraordinary coincidence between the list of items desired and the things that she herself knew.

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