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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.
Yet still the mystery remained!
Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?
Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.
On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 72/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 356–360

Line 1
No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.
/noʊ hɜːr oʊn sæd feɪt hæd tɔːt hɜːr ˈsɪmpəθi/
Line 2
Yet still the mystery remained!
/jet stɪl ðə ˈmɪstəri rɪˈmeɪnd/
Line 3
Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?
Line 4
Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.
/səmˈtaɪmz hiː ˈstɑːrtɪd æz mʌtʃ æz fɔːr ˈsentəmiːtərz soʊ ðæt wʌn kʊd dɪˈstɪŋktli siː hɪm duː ɪt/
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On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.
/ɑːn sʌtʃ əˈkeɪʒənz hiː wʊd ˈheɪstəli dreɪn ə ˈdɪpər ʌv rʌm ənd ˈviːʃi ˈwɔːtər ənd bɪˈkʌm əˈɡen ðə kərˈekt ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈdʒentəlmən/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

centimetres noun US /ˈsentəmiːtərz/

plural of “centimetre” — a metric unit of length equal to one hundredth of a meter

From this reading “Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.”

correct verb US /kərˈekt/

make right or correct

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

dipper noun US /ˈdɪpər/

a ladle that has a cup with a long handle

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

distinctly adverb US /dɪˈstɪŋktli/

clear to the mind; with distinct mental discernment

From this reading “Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.”

drain verb US /dreɪn/

flow off gradually

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

occasions noun US /əˈkeɪʒənz/

something you have to do

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

rum noun US /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

vichy noun US /ˈviːʃi/

a town in central France (south of Paris) noted for hot mineral springs; was capital of the unoccupied part of France during World War II

From this reading “On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

centimetresnounUS /ˈsentəmiːtərz/

plural of “centimetre” — a metric unit of length equal to one hundredth of a meter

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

correctverbUS /kərˈekt/

make right or correct

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

dippernounUS /ˈdɪpər/

a ladle that has a cup with a long handle

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

distinctlyadverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋktli/

clear to the mind; with distinct mental discernment

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

drainverbUS /dreɪn/

flow off gradually

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

EarlnounUS /ɜːrl/

a British peer ranking below a marquess and above a viscount

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

fatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

hastilyadverbUS /ˈheɪstəli/

in a hurried or hasty manner

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading Yet still the mystery remained!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

occasionsnounUS /əˈkeɪʒənz/

something you have to do

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

perceptiblyadverb

in a noticeable manner

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

remainedverbUS /rɪˈmeɪnd/

past form of “remain” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Yet still the mystery remained!

rumnounUS /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

SometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

startverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Sometimes he started as much as four centimetres, so that one could distinctly see him do it.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Yet still the mystery remained!

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

taughtverbUS /tɔːt/

inflected form of “teach” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading No. Her own sad fate had taught her sympathy.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Yet still the mystery remained!

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

vichynounUS /ˈviːʃi/

a town in central France (south of Paris) noted for hot mineral springs; was capital of the unoccupied part of France during World War II

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why did the Earl start perceptibly each time that he looked into her face?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading On such occasions he would hastily drain a dipper of rum and vichy water and become again the correct English gentleman.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Yet still the mystery remained!

Chapter 2 of Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 403 sentences of Nonsense Novels, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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