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Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, you come at an unlucky hour.”
They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.
Yes,” said Anna, not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.
Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.
By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.
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Nonsense Novels

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Nonsense Novels is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”
/əˈlæs ˈhenri sed ðə ˈmʌðər ˈæftər ðə wɔːrmθ ʌv ðə fɜːrst ˈɡriːtɪŋz hæd pæst juː kʌm æt æn ənˈlʌki ˈaʊər/
Line 2
They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.
/ðeɪ toʊld hɪm ʌv ðə ˈmɔːrɡədʒ ɑːn ðə fɑːrm ənd ðə ˈruːən ʌv hɪz hoʊm/
Line 3
Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.
Line 4
Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.
/ˈhenri ˈlɪsənd ˌɪnˈtentli waɪl ðeɪ toʊld hɪm ʌv ðə mæn ənd ə ˈsʌdən laɪt ʌv ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns flæʃt ˈɪntuː hɪz aɪ/
Line 5
By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.
/baɪ ˈhevən ˈfɑːðər aɪ hæv ɪt hiː kraɪd/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anna noun US /ˈænə/

a former copper coin of Pakistan and India

From this reading ““Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.”

greetings noun US /ˈɡriːtɪŋz/

plural of “greeting” — (usually plural) an acknowledgment or expression of good will (especially on meeting)

From this reading ““Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.””

intently adverb US /ˌɪnˈtentli/

with strained or eager attention

From this reading “Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.”

mortgage noun US /ˈmɔːrɡədʒ/

a conditional conveyance of property as security for the repayment of a loan

From this reading “They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.”

night's noun US /naɪts/

possessive form of “night” — the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

stricken adjective US /ˈstrɪkən/

grievously affected especially by disease

From this reading ““Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.”

unlucky adjective US /ənˈlʌki/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading ““Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.””

warmth noun US /wɔːrmθ/

the sensation caused by heat energy

From this reading ““Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

AlasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

AnnanounUS /ˈænə/

a former copper coin of Pakistan and India

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

arrivedverbUS /ərˈaɪvd/

past form of “arrive” — reach a destination; arrive by movement or progress

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

farmverbUS /fɑːrm/

be a farmer; work as a farmer

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

flashedverbUS /flæʃt/

past form of “flash” — gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

greetingsnounUS /ˈɡriːtɪŋz/

plural of “greeting” — (usually plural) an acknowledgment or expression of good will (especially on meeting)

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

HeavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

intelligencenounUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns/

the ability to comprehend; to understand and profit from experience

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

intentlyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈtentli/

with strained or eager attention

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “By Heaven, father, I have it!” he cried.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

listenedverbUS /ˈlɪsənd/

past form of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

mortgagenounUS /ˈmɔːrɡədʒ/

a conditional conveyance of property as security for the repayment of a loan

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

night'snounUS /naɪts/

possessive form of “night” — the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

ruinnounUS /ˈruːən/

an irrecoverable state of devastation and destruction

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

sealskinnoun

the pelt or fur (especially the underfur) of a seal

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

shelternounUS /ˈʃeltər/

a structure that provides privacy and protection from danger

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

strangersnounUS /ˈstreɪndʒərz/

plural of “stranger” — anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

strickenadjectiveUS /ˈstrɪkən/

grievously affected especially by disease

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading They told him of the mortgage on the farm and the ruin of his home.

unluckyadjectiveUS /ənˈlʌki/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

warmthnounUS /wɔːrmθ/

the sensation caused by heat energy

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Henry listened intently while they told him of the man, and a sudden light of intelligence flashed into his eye.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes,” said Anna, “not even a bed to offer you,” and she spoke of the strangers who had arrived; of the stricken woman and the child, and the rich man in the sealskin coat who had asked for a night’s shelter.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Alas, Henry,” said the mother after the warmth of the first greetings had passed, “you come at an unlucky hour.”

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