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Nonsenseorship

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.
We are intact.
Mencken still lives.
Anderson still lives.
The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Nonsenseorship

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.
/əˈlæs ˈaʊər ˈkɑːfi kuːlz æz wiː weɪt ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli fɔːr ðə əˈlɑːrmz tuː saʊnd/
Line 2
We are intact.
/wiː ɑːr ˌɪnˈtækt/
Line 3
Mencken still lives.
/ˈmeŋkən stɪl lɪvz/
Line 4
Anderson still lives.
/ˈændərsən stɪl lɪvz/
Line 5
The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

alarms noun US /əˈlɑːrmz/

plural of “alarm” — fear resulting from the awareness of danger

From this reading “Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.”

Anderson noun US /ˈændərsən/

United States author whose works were frequently autobiographical (1876-1941)

From this reading “Anderson still lives.”

cools noun US /kuːlz/

plural of “cool” — the quality of being at a refreshingly low temperature

From this reading “Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.”

impatiently adverb US /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading “Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.”

intact adjective US /ˌɪnˈtækt/

constituting the undiminished entirety; lacking nothing essential especially not damaged

From this reading “We are intact.”

Mencken noun US /ˈmeŋkən/

United States journalist and literary critic (1880-1956)

From this reading “Mencken still lives.”

passes noun US /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading “The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.”

sweeps noun US /swiːps/

plural of “sweep” — a wide scope

From this reading “The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.”

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alarmsnounUS /əˈlɑːrmz/

plural of “alarm” — fear resulting from the awareness of danger

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

AlasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

AndersonnounUS /ˈændərsən/

United States author whose works were frequently autobiographical (1876-1941)

From this reading Anderson still lives.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are intact.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

battlenounUS /ˈbætəl/

a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

coffeenounUS /ˈkɑːfi/

a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

coolsnounUS /kuːlz/

plural of “cool” — the quality of being at a refreshingly low temperature

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

impatientlyadverbUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

intactadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtækt/

constituting the undiminished entirety; lacking nothing essential especially not damaged

From this reading We are intact.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

livesnounUS /lɪvz/

plural of “life” — a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Mencken still lives.

MenckennounUS /ˈmeŋkən/

United States journalist and literary critic (1880-1956)

From this reading Mencken still lives.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

passesnounUS /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Mencken still lives.

sweepsnounUS /swiːps/

plural of “sweep” — a wide scope

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

tidenounUS /taɪd/

the periodic rise and fall of the sea level under the gravitational pull of the moon

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The tide of battle sweeps us by, passes us up, and there's the end to it.

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Alas, our coffee cools as we wait impatiently for the alarms to sound.

Chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship by George Palmer [Editor] Putnam holds 407 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship contain?

Chapter 2 holds 407 sentences of Nonsenseorship, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship by George Palmer [Editor] Putnam exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 407 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Nonsenseorship?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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