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Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.
The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.
It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.
The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.
It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.
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Nonsenseorship

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of Nonsenseorship is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.
Line 2
The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.
/ðə pleɪ ɪz ˌsɜːrəpˈtɪʃəsli pərˈfɔːrmd ɪn ə ˈθiːətər tuː wɪtʃ ædˈmɪʃən kæn biː əbˈteɪnd ˈoʊnli baɪ ˈmembərz ˈbændɪd təˈɡeðər fɔːr dʒʌst sʌtʃ ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsiz/
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It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.
/ɪt ɪz ˈveri ˈbædli ˈæktɪd baɪ ˈæktərz ənd ˈæktrəsɪz huː hæv nɑːt bɪn ˈeɪbəl tuː sper səˈfɪʃənt taɪm frʌm ðer ˈdeɪli wɜːrk tuː lɜːrn ðer pɑːrts æz wel æz ðeɪ ʃʊd hæv dʌn/
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The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.
Line 5
It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.
/ɪt sɪts ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəli ɪn ðə ˈθiːətər ənd ˈwɑːtʃəz ðə pleɪ/

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actresses noun US /ˈæktrəsɪz/

plural of “actress” — a female actor

From this reading “It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.”

banded adjective US /ˈbændɪd/

identified with a band especially around a leg

From this reading “The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.”

emergencies noun US /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsiz/

plural of “emergency” — a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading “The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.”

intellectually adverb US /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəli/

in an intellectual manner

From this reading “It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.”

neurotic adjective US /nʊˈrɑːtɪk/

characteristic of or affected by neurosis

From this reading “The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.”

smug adjective US /smʌɡ/

marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction

From this reading “The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.”

surreptitiously adverb US /ˌsɜːrəpˈtɪʃəsli/

in a surreptitious manner

From this reading “The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.”

vagaries noun US /ˈveɪɡəriz/

plural of “vagary” — an unexpected and inexplicable change in something (in a situation or a person's behavior, etc.)

From this reading “The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

actedverbUS /ˈæktɪd/

past form of “act” — perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

actorsnounUS /ˈæktərz/

plural of “actor” — a theatrical performer

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

actressesnounUS /ˈæktrəsɪz/

plural of “actress” — a female actor

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

admissionnounUS /ædˈmɪʃən/

the act of admitting someone to enter

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

audiencenounUS /ˈɑːdiəns/

a gathering of spectators or listeners at a (usually public) performance

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

bandedadjectiveUS /ˈbændɪd/

identified with a band especially around a leg

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

blasphemynounUS /ˈblæsfəmi/

blasphemous language (expressing disrespect for God or for something sacred)

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

dressesnounUS /ˈdresəz/

plural of “dress” — a one-piece garment for a woman; has skirt and bodice

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

emergenciesnounUS /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsiz/

plural of “emergency” — a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

excessivelyadverbUS /ɪkˈsesɪvli/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

guisenounUS /ɡaɪz/

an artful or simulated semblance

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

intellectualadjectiveUS /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəl/

of or associated with or requiring the use of the mind

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

intellectuallyadverbUS /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəli/

in an intellectual manner

From this reading It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

membersnounUS /ˈmembərz/

plural of “member” — one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

neuroticadjectiveUS /nʊˈrɑːtɪk/

characteristic of or affected by neurosis

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

obtainedverbUS /əbˈteɪnd/

past form of “obtain” — come into possession of

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

performedverbUS /pərˈfɔːrmd/

past form of “perform” — carry out or perform an action

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

play-producing

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From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

selectadjectiveUS /səˈlekt/

of superior grade

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

self-satisfactionnoun

the feeling you have when you are satisfied with yourself

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

sitsverbUS /sɪts/

third-person singular of “sit” — be seated

From this reading It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.

smugadjectiveUS /smʌɡ/

marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

spareverbUS /sper/

refrain from harming

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

sufficientadjectiveUS /səˈfɪʃənt/

of a quantity that can fulfill a need or requirement but without being abundant

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

surreptitiouslyadverbUS /ˌsɜːrəpˈtɪʃəsli/

in a surreptitious manner

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

theatrenounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The devil dresses himself up in the guise of a Sunday play-producing society.

vagariesnounUS /ˈveɪɡəriz/

plural of “vagary” — an unexpected and inexplicable change in something (in a situation or a person's behavior, etc.)

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

watchesnounUS /ˈwɑːtʃəz/

plural of “watch” — a small portable timepiece

From this reading It sits intellectually in the theatre, and watches the play.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The play is surreptitiously performed in a theatre to which admission can be obtained only by members banded together for just such emergencies.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading It is very badly acted by actors and actresses who have not been able to spare sufficient time from their daily work to learn their parts as well as they should have done.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The audience comes full of a smug self-satisfaction at the thought that it is excessively intellectual and select, and that it alone can appreciate blasphemy or the vagaries of neurotic young women.

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