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Nonsenseorship

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I had to go home early.
And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.
I felt like cryin'.
Well, you know what this prohibition is.
Bill goes away, and stays about three months.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Nonsenseorship

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I had to go home early.
/aɪ hæd tuː ɡoʊ hoʊm ˈɜːrli/
Line 2
And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.
Line 3
I felt like cryin'.
Line 4
Well, you know what this prohibition is.
/wel juː noʊ wʌt ðɪs ˌproʊəˈbɪʃən ɪz/
Line 5
Bill goes away, and stays about three months.
/bɪl ɡoʊz əˈweɪ ənd steɪz əˈbaʊt θriː mʌnθs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bar noun US /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading “And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.”

Bill noun US /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “Bill goes away, and stays about three months.”

furniture noun US /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading “And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.”

goes noun US /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading “Bill goes away, and stays about three months.”

months noun US /mʌnθs/

plural of “month” — one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading “Bill goes away, and stays about three months.”

prohibition noun US /ˌproʊəˈbɪʃən/

a law forbidding the sale of alcoholic beverages

From this reading “Well, you know what this prohibition is.”

stays noun US /steɪz/

a woman's close-fitting foundation garment

From this reading “Bill goes away, and stays about three months.”

wagons noun US /ˈwæɡənz/

plural of “wagon” — any of various kinds of wheeled vehicles drawn by an animal or a tractor

From this reading “And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

barnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

comin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

cryin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I felt like cryin'.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading I had to go home early.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading I felt like cryin'.

furniturenounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I had to go home early.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had to go home early.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading I had to go home early.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I had to go home early.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I felt like cryin'.

monthsnounUS /mʌnθs/

plural of “month” — one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

prohibitionnounUS /ˌproʊəˈbɪʃən/

a law forbidding the sale of alcoholic beverages

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

staysnounUS /steɪz/

a woman's close-fitting foundation garment

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Bill goes away, and stays about three months.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I had to go home early.

wagonsnounUS /ˈwæɡənz/

plural of “wagon” — any of various kinds of wheeled vehicles drawn by an animal or a tractor

From this reading And the next day I seen the wagons comin' to take the bar And all the furniture.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Well, you know what this prohibition is.

Chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship by George Palmer [Editor] Putnam holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship contain?

Chapter 5 holds 402 sentences of Nonsenseorship, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship by George Palmer [Editor] Putnam exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 402 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of Nonsenseorship?

Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 81 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Common questions about reading Nonsenseorship by George Palmer [Editor] Putnam on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Nonsenseorship?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #6678, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Nonsenseorship take to read?

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