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Not George Washington

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Not George Washington is here in full — 151 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.
And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.
Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.
I wrote it.
Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.
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Not George Washington

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Not George Washington is here in full — 151 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.
Line 2
And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.
/ənd ɪn maɪ əˈpɪnjən moʊst ˈpiːpəl kʊd raɪt wʌn pleɪ/
Line 3
Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.
Line 4
I wrote it.
/aɪ roʊt ɪt/
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Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.
/θriː jɪrz hæd pæst ənd dʒeɪmz wɑːz stɪl ˈhæɡəlɪŋ wɪð ðoʊz huː baɪ menz breɪnz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brains noun US /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading “Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.”

deception noun US /dɪˈsepʃən/

a misleading falsehood

From this reading “A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.”

haggling noun US /ˈhæɡəlɪŋ/

an instance of intense argument (as in bargaining)

From this reading “Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.”

harmless adjective US /ˈhɑːrmləs/

not causing or capable of causing harm

From this reading “A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.”

inspiration noun US /ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃən/

arousal of the mind to special unusual activity or creativity

From this reading “Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.”

men's noun US /menz/

a public toilet for men

narrative noun US /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.”

novel noun US /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading “A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

brainsnounUS /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

capableadjectiveUS /ˈkeɪpəbəl/

(usually followed by “of”) having capacity or ability

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

DECEPTIONnounUS /dɪˈsepʃən/

a misleading falsehood

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

everyonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

Goodwin's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

hagglingnounUS /ˈhæɡəlɪŋ/

an instance of intense argument (as in bargaining)

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

HARMLESSadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrmləs/

not causing or capable of causing harm

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

inspirationnounUS /ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃən/

arousal of the mind to special unusual activity or creativity

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I wrote it.

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

Margaret

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

men'snounUS /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

narrativenounUS /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A HARMLESS DECEPTION _(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_ They say that everyone is capable of one novel.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

WhetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading And, in my opinion, most people could write one play.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading Whether I wrote mine in an inspiration of despair, I cannot say.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Three years had passed, and James was still haggling with those who buy men’s brains.

Chapter 2 of Not George Washington by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 151 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Not George Washington contain?

Chapter 2 holds 151 sentences of Not George Washington, unabridged, divided into 31 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Not George Washington by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 151 sentences, grouped into 31 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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