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Not that it Matters

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.
On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.
(You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.
To-day I am without a care.
Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Not that it Matters

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.
/nɑːt ðæt ɪt ˈmætərz baɪ ə ə mɪln səmˈtaɪmz wen ðə ˈprɪntər ɪz ˈweɪtɪŋ fɔːr æn ˈɑːrtəkəl wɪtʃ ˈrɪli ʃʊd hæv bɪn sent tuː hɪm ðə deɪ bɪˈfɔːr aɪ sɪt æt maɪ desk ənd ˈwʌndər ɪf ðer ɪz ˈeni ˈpɑːsəbəl səbˈdʒekt ɪn ðə hoʊl wɜːrld əˈpɑːn wɪtʃ aɪ kæn ˈpɑːsəbli faɪnd ˈeniθɪŋ tuː seɪ/
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On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.
/ɑːn wʌn sʌtʃ əˈkeɪʒən aɪ left ɪt tuː feɪt wɪtʃ ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd baɪ miːnz ʌv ə ˈdɪkʃəneri ˈoʊpənd æt ˈrændəm ðæt aɪ ʃʊd dɪˈlɪvər ˌmaɪˈself ʌv ə fjuː θɔːts əˈbaʊt ˈɡoʊldfɪʃ/
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(You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.
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To-day I am without a care.
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Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.
/ˈnʌθɪŋ les hæz ˈhæpənd ðæn ðæt aɪ hæv ə nuː nɪb ɪn maɪ pen/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “(You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.”

deliver verb US /dɪˈlɪvər/

deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading “On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.”

dictionary noun US /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading “On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.”

goldfish noun US /ˈɡoʊldfɪʃ/

small golden or orange-red freshwater fishes of Eurasia used as pond or aquarium fishes

From this reading “On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.”

Milne noun US /mɪln/

English writer of stories for children (1882-1956)

From this reading “Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.”

nib noun US /nɪb/

the writing point of a pen

From this reading “Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.”

printer noun US /ˈprɪntər/

someone whose occupation is printing

From this reading “Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.”

random adjective US /ˈrændəm/

lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance

From this reading “On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.”

All words in this reading · 86

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading To-day I am without a care.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

articlenounUS /ˈɑːrtəkəl/

nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading To-day I am without a care.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

deliververbUS /dɪˈlɪvər/

deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

dictionarynounUS /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

FatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

goldfishnounUS /ˈɡoʊldfɪʃ/

small golden or orange-red freshwater fishes of Eurasia used as pond or aquarium fishes

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

MattersnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

MilnenounUS /mɪln/

English writer of stories for children (1882-1956)

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

nibnounUS /nɪb/

the writing point of a pen

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

possiblyadverbUS /ˈpɑːsəbli/

by chance

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

printernounUS /ˈprɪntər/

someone whose occupation is printing

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

randomadjectiveUS /ˈrændəm/

lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

SometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Nothing less has happened than that I have a new nib in my pen.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading On one such occasion I left it to Fate, which decided, by means of a dictionary opened at random, that I should deliver myself of a few thoughts about goldfish.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading To-day I am without a care.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Not That it Matters by A. A. Milne Sometimes when the printer is waiting for an article which really should have been sent to him the day before, I sit at my desk and wonder if there is any possible subject in the whole world upon which I can possibly find anything to say.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading (You will find this article later on in the book.) But to-day I do not need to bother about a subject.

Chapter 1 of Not that it Matters by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 409 sentences of Not that it Matters, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Not that it Matters

Words and structures a reader meets early in Not that it Matters, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Matters
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Milne
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Sometimes
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Printer
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